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How much does it cost to "buy" a human?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:13 am
by Hiremas Alkerith
This question just occured to me. How much does it cost to "buy" a human? When I say that I don't mean buying a live human (Heck, or buying a dead one) I just mean how much money would it cost, to buy all the "ingredients" necessary to make a human?
*Waits for the trolliness to begin*

Re: How much does it cost to "buy" a human?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:23 am
by Duerer
A dozen of bitcoins maybe, depends on weight and size
Re: How much does it cost to "buy" a human?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:42 am
by sahasrahla
fuck, this reminds me of a book or movie or anime or something where someone started listing off the chemical makeup of human beings but i can't remember what it was
Re: How much does it cost to "buy" a human?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:52 am
by ninja_bait
Will you include labor costs? A median STEM employee (i.e., biologist or engineer) earns about 35USD/hr and a human takes about 6720 hours total to make, for a total of $235,200. (HOLY SHIT

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A fresh human weighs roughly 8 pounds and its composition is similar to pork. Pork costs about $4 per pound so that comes out to $32.
The average length of a fresh human is 16 inches. It has a skill level of "Incompetent" and a half mind. Its structure level is 0.5 and has no effective propulsion or weapons of its own. That would be 8.25 CP.
Re: How much does it cost to "buy" a human?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:53 pm
by Arkbrik
ninja_bait wrote:The average length of a fresh human is 16 inches. It has a skill level of "Incompetent" and a half mind. Its structure level is 0.5 and has no effective propulsion or weapons of its own. That would be 8.25 CP.
No weapons? If I was a minifig I wouldn't feel at all safe next to a human baby
Re: How much does it cost to "buy" a human?
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:38 pm
by Silverdream
sahasrahla wrote:fuck, this reminds me of a book or movie or anime or something where someone started listing off the chemical makeup of human beings but i can't remember what it was
Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and trace amounts fifteen other elements.
Fullmetal Alchemist.
Re: How much does it cost to "buy" a human?
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:51 pm
by BriksKrieg
Take the budget for Human Centipide, and add/subtract for differing qualities of resources. Armor or weapons vary too, use the black market or E-bay for that. Amazon may or may not work.