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true science words

Post by Half-Moon Molly » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:37 pm

in this day and age, it's impossible not to think of someone who doesn't own a luxury condo in d a p p e r atlantis or a pelican made of gemstones\
but what if I told you jesus had a toothbrush
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Post by sahasrahla » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:00 pm

you think Jesus could maintain these petty whites without a rigorous brushing and flossing regimen?

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Post by Half-Moon Molly » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:34 pm

but doesn't jesus have magic god powers? "oh no a cavity well I'll just jesus-ize that real quick"
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jesus is canonically trans, like sans undertale and pepsiman
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Post by sahasrahla » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:57 pm

little known fact that the devil tempted Jesus with perfect teeth and jesus said "it is written that man shall brush for at least two minutes, and afterwords he shall floss. this is pleasing unto the lord"

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