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in this day and age, it's impossible not to think of someone who doesn't own a luxury condo in d a p p e r atlantis or a pelican made of gemstones\
but what if I told you jesus had a toothbrush

you think Jesus could maintain these petty whites without a rigorous brushing and flossing regimen?

but doesn't jesus have magic god powers? "oh no a cavity well I'll just jesus-ize that real quick"
also
jesus is canonically trans, like sans undertale and pepsiman

little known fact that the devil tempted Jesus with perfect teeth and jesus said "it is written that man shall brush for at least two minutes, and afterwords he shall floss. this is pleasing unto the lord"