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There seems to be this idea that I left the forums immediately after an argument with Mike and didn't post until now since that argument. Nothing is further from the truth. Since I still take myself too seriously, this seems like the proper sub forum to post the actual facts.

- Aug 2, 2009: Joined
- Aug 2015: Left, some time after all these arguments people mention, but not because of them and definitely not directly after them. (I was studying and wasn't having fun with the game, that was the main reason).
- May 2016: 'Came back' but not very actively, tried to do 1 forum battle and only got 3 rounds into it.
- Jan 2017: Started streaming on Twitch. Even less time for BrikWars.
- Sep 2017: Commented on how my pictures were down. Posted very sporadically. Started my first job in October.
- June 2018: First vacation after my first year of work. Came back properly this time.

Stop posting actual facts in my sub forum.

It's my sub forum now.

I want a second opinion. Brikguy, what are the actual facts of the Brag timeline?

What were all these infamous arguments even about?

LOTR is the one I remember.

Politics too if I had to guess.

stubby wrote:I want a second opinion. Brikguy, what are the actual facts of the Brag timeline?

- Aug 2, 2009: brag joins the forum.
- Aug 2015: Some time after a nerd fight with mike over LOTR, brag's lego is scattered throughout the multiverse by an evil wizard. left with little alternative, brag leaves the forums to find his lost toys and hunt down the man responsible.
- May 2016: while chasing the aforementioned wizard through a dimension consisting entirely of one gigantic gladiator arena, brag discovers a changeling has acquired a portion of his lego collection, and is impersonating him on the forums so that it can locate new victims via IP tracing (changelings exclusively eat human Spleens, as you should know from your high school economics course) however, brag manages to hunt down and destroy the impostor using his cursed demon blade, regaining some of his lost lego in the process.
- Jan 2017: Brag ends up in the dimension of sick beats, where he must accompany daft punk on a far-out musical quest to stop DJ Khaled from obtaining all ten of the legendary Mithril Albums and using the awesome magic within them to conquer the world of music
- Sep 2017: while investigating a potential lead regarding the whereabouts of his lego, Brag discovers a plot by KFC to increase their profits by branching out into the illegal sale of nuclear weapons. brag manages to put an end the scheme, sabotaging the sale by disarming the warhead, as well as defeating colonel sanders and his army of fry cook assassins. without the missiles, the girl scouts of america are forced to postpone their plans for global Domination.
- June 2018: After almost 3 years, brag tracks the wizard to his home dimension, a land where magic users rule over the people as tyrants, and incites a rebellion against the Eldritch Federation. as rebel forces storm the grand tower-fortresses of their wizard overlords, brag finally confronts the man responsible for all his pain, and using his demon sword, forever condemns his soul to the zetaverse. by absorbing the powers of his fallen foe, Brag is able to recover his remaining lost lego and return to the forums at last.

- Aug 2018 Tzan signs up for secret faction #6.

LOL. If my life were that awesome I doubt I'd have returned at all.

I should probably make that into a battle report / Magic Soap Opera now.

Tzan wrote:- Aug 2018 Tzan signs up for secret faction #6.

Tzan, why are you so amazing.

Brag wasn't here since I was here Lol