First World Problems
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
This is what happened yesterday, in my first world.
6. 24 previous hours of slow internet, 8 instead of 60 Mhz, tv off and on every few seconds, wat do?
7. 9:30 am, 3 hours of diagnosis begins
8. 30 minutes with Comast phone call, no problems on their end, hang up.
9. I notice my house thermostat panel is blank, batteries died.
10. Further diagnosis, Oh its my 5 month old router causing the problem
11. Call Netgear, some indian guy wants to have remote access to my computer and will charge $80 if its fixed, router cost $50. they wont take it back unless they can prove its defective with the remote access. Letting some guy from india have remote access seems like a security problem, Hang up.
12. Go to BestBuy and get a new modem/router combo $100
13. On the way back I am 25 feet away from a 30 mph 2 car crash, plastic everywhere.
14. Call Comcast to activate modem, gave serial number to First lady, 5 minutes later she wants me to tell her the number again. on hold.
15. Second woman picks up phone thinking I'm a new caller, she has no idea, can't get back to original lady, hang up.
16. Call back, talk to third lady, she knows what a serial number is, gave her model and mac numbers, on hold for 20 minutes, she comes back and says she can't complete the activation because...
17. Comcast internet is currently down in my area, wtf? But, there are crews in the area and they will call me to let me know when its back up.
18. 3 hours later still no internet, I decide to power off/on modem on a whim, Internet starts working. No phone call.
19. 8pm and all is well. except for the 6 hours of work I didnt do.
/facts
6. 24 previous hours of slow internet, 8 instead of 60 Mhz, tv off and on every few seconds, wat do?
7. 9:30 am, 3 hours of diagnosis begins
8. 30 minutes with Comast phone call, no problems on their end, hang up.
9. I notice my house thermostat panel is blank, batteries died.
10. Further diagnosis, Oh its my 5 month old router causing the problem
11. Call Netgear, some indian guy wants to have remote access to my computer and will charge $80 if its fixed, router cost $50. they wont take it back unless they can prove its defective with the remote access. Letting some guy from india have remote access seems like a security problem, Hang up.
12. Go to BestBuy and get a new modem/router combo $100
13. On the way back I am 25 feet away from a 30 mph 2 car crash, plastic everywhere.
14. Call Comcast to activate modem, gave serial number to First lady, 5 minutes later she wants me to tell her the number again. on hold.
15. Second woman picks up phone thinking I'm a new caller, she has no idea, can't get back to original lady, hang up.
16. Call back, talk to third lady, she knows what a serial number is, gave her model and mac numbers, on hold for 20 minutes, she comes back and says she can't complete the activation because...
17. Comcast internet is currently down in my area, wtf? But, there are crews in the area and they will call me to let me know when its back up.
18. 3 hours later still no internet, I decide to power off/on modem on a whim, Internet starts working. No phone call.
19. 8pm and all is well. except for the 6 hours of work I didnt do.
/facts