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Post by tahthing » Sat May 30, 2009 9:57 am

jifel wrote:
tahthing wrote:chaos gods are so fluffy!
Dang right!
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Who couldn't love faces like those?

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Post by Warhead » Sat May 30, 2009 10:23 am

Yeah the background fluff for 40K is very in depth. Of Chaos I like Slaanesh the most. The whole androgynous thing is just so creepy.
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This is a Champion of Slaanesh's Rhino in Epic not 40K. It's for a competition, most perverse wins... I've still to paint it but you can probably tell what it's meant to be. I don't envy the poor marine on the front tentacle.
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Post by RJ » Sun May 31, 2009 11:26 am

OneEye589 wrote:Why are most of these things non-material objects? How about we get more actual material objects, such as;

My Little Ponies's stretchy jeans
Ash's chainsaw-arm
Gene Simmons's axe-bass
Jesus's crown of thorns

OMG!!! I can't BELEIVE SOMEONE ELSE HAS ACTUALLY HEARD OF EVIL DEAD!!!

Evil Dead II was my first horror film lol

I would say Ash's Boomstick though

What about all the religious artifakts!

The Block of the Covenant
The Skully Grail
The Holy Triangle
The Head of Brikthulu
The Dread Pirate 2x2's Dread
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Post by RJ » Sun May 31, 2009 11:29 am

OneEye589 wrote:Why are most of these things non-material objects? How about we get more actual material objects, such as;

My Little Ponies's stretchy jeans
Ash's chainsaw-arm
Gene Simmons's axe-bass
Jesus's crown of thorns

OMG!!! I can't BELEIVE SOMEONE ELSE HAS ACTUALLY HEARD OF EVIL DEAD!!!

Evil Dead II was my first horror film lol

I would say Ash's Boomstick though

What about all the religious artifakts!

The Block of the Covenant
The Skully Grail
The Holy Triangle
The Head of Brikthulu
The Dread Pirate 2x2's Dread
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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Post by RJ » Sun May 31, 2009 11:34 am

OneEye589 wrote:Why are most of these things non-material objects? How about we get more actual material objects, such as;

My Little Ponies's stretchy jeans
Ash's chainsaw-arm
Gene Simmons's axe-bass
Jesus's crown of thorns
OMG! EVIL DEAD!

Evil Dead II was my first horror film
You shoulda said his boomstick tho

What about sacred items!

The Block of the Covenant
The Skully Grail
The Holy Triangle
The Necromonicon(Book of the Dead, written in blood by Brikthulu himself)
The Glasses, Jacket, T-Shirt, Jeans, Converse and Messy hair of RJ
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Post by Rody » Sun May 31, 2009 12:14 pm

T-T-TRIPLE POST!!

also:
the red and green cake,
it is currently unknown wetter the cake's discolouration comes from having gone really bad, food dye or from the blood of its former victims.
those brave enough to eat it shall be hugely rewarded by its awesome power, or get a bad case of food poisoning.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Post by Bonn-o-Tron » Sun May 31, 2009 5:03 pm

RJ wrote:OMG!!! I can't BELEIVE SOMEONE ELSE HAS ACTUALLY HEARD OF EVIL DEAD!!!
I really hope you were being sarcastic.
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Post by Almighty Benny » Sun May 31, 2009 5:11 pm

Yeah, I just saw this really cool movie the other day. It was kind of old but the effects were still pretty good, I would recommend it.

Maybe some of you have seen it, I think it was called "Star Wars" or something.
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Post by OneEye589 » Sun May 31, 2009 9:38 pm

Yea, I found these old things called DVDs the other day in some video store. Weird things, they almost look like vinyl records, but they're SHINY and play MOVIES?!
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Post by Bonn-o-Tron » Sun May 31, 2009 10:46 pm

Woah, do you think they'll replace Laserdisc?
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Post by Stuff Is Possible » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:13 pm

Bonn-o-Tron wrote:Woah, do you think they'll replace Laserdisc?
Naw, laserdisc is the best. :lol:
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Do you dare doubt the possibility?!
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Post by Bennanteno » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:58 am

As long as you don't get laser rot.
Artifact Ideas
Shining Trapezohedron
The Right Hand of Doom
House Cane
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Post by Sir Drakous » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:09 pm

More Artifacts
General custer's stupidity
Death star
original Iron Man Suit
Dr. Mario's pills
Donkey Kong's barrel
The N.E.S. Light gun
some random old things
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Post by Cpt. Zipps » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:59 pm

Artifax:
Dr. Stranglove's Single Glove
Rick Astley's Voice
Agent Smith's Glasses
Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore's Surfboard

Points if you know where the first and last are from!
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Post by birdman » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:11 am

Dr. Strangelove Or how I learned to stop complaining and love the bomb.

Or something like that.
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