Nukes

[The Lord High Archron]

Id rather have stats for MOAB than a nuke.

MOAB: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOAB_bomb

Whoa. MOABs. Nun-nuclear, yet powerful bombs.

No not MOABs, Mother Of All Bombs

[james+burgundy]

me thinks the only reson for a nuke to go off in a game is after there is one team left and the player is all happy that he wins the nuke goes off and wipes his army off the map and his smile

[Smifery]

You think suicide is fun? I have to agree with that small line of text above your picture. You're a complete imbecile.

[james+burgundy]

not suicide its death the second o last team the one who dies sets the bomb off there by fulfilling the code of screw wining kill and be glad winner never die and loseers never live it is better to die and have fun then win and nver enjoy death the way you talk makes me think maybe you are a anorak and in need of the Hammer Of Discipline

[tahthing]

minifigure death is funny if it happens in a funny way, that why there should be no emp plateing on eneything since emps are great for finishing viacle heavy games, mechs falling over, aircraft tumbleing out the sky, trucks running over everly thing since there controls are destroyed....

[Arkbrik]

In one battle a Hero with the French Arctic Explorer cliché used an Heroic Feat to call in a nuke from the French president. We simply guessed how long a nuke would be in Brikwars scale (3") and checked the rulebook for the damage (3d10 exp).

[Bob Jett]

Once I was playing against a guy who loaded 11 nukes onto a kamikhaze motorcyclist. I used Zeus to blow them ALL up. One of my guys actually survived, and I won the battle.

[Smifery]

not suicide its death the second o last team the one who dies sets the bomb off there by fulfilling the code of screw wining kill and be glad winner never die and loseers never live it is better to die and have fun then win and nver enjoy death the way you talk makes me think maybe you are a anorak and in need of the Hammer Of Discipline

Firstly, I am going to correct all your mistakes so that other people may have an easier time understanding the insults that you are trying to deal me:

Not suicide, it’s death. The second or last team sets the bomb off there<deleted>by fulfilling the rule of screw winning and be glad that winners never die and lose<deleted>rs never live. It is better to die and have fun than live and never enjoy death. The way you talk makes me think that maybe you are an anorak and in need of the Hammer of Discipline .

Now, it should read:

Not suicide, it’s death. The second or last team sets the bomb off thereby fulfilling the code of screw winning, kill and be glad that winners never die and losers never live. It is better to die and have fun than win and never enjoy death. The way you talk makes me think that maybe you are an anorak and in need of the Hammer of Discipline.

Secondly, I do not see how not wanting to kill myself with a nuclear bomb makes me an anorak. You are obviously either a) An idiot Britt’ who has no idea how to use that term, or b) An American wannabe trying to imply that he isn’t a fat lard from the USA (no offense to anyone else, not all Americans are fat).

Thirdly, I would suggest that you try taking additional English lessons. The ones you receive at school are obviously insufficient, judging by the way you type. It would really help the rest of us understand what you are writing. I would also suggest that you buy a dictionary, so that you may learn how to use the term “anorak” properly. Thank you for your attention, and have a nice day.

[IVhorseman]

Secondly, I do not see how not wanting to kill myself with a nuclear bomb makes me an anorak.

Stop being so smug.

Brikwars is not a game about bringing in superior tactics and abusing +1s and minor stat changers to sperg' out and lose fewer guys. Brikwars is about tearing everything to pieces, including yourself, in the most seriously awesome way possible.

[Smifery]

Secondly, I do not see how not wanting to kill myself with a nuclear bomb makes me an anorak.

Stop being so smug.

Brikwars is not a game about bringing in superior tactics and abusing +1s and minor stat changers to sperg' out and lose fewer guys. Brikwars is about tearing everything to pieces, including yourself, in the most seriously awesome way possible.

Shhh... Keep it down for two days, will ya? I'm waiting for his response. I'd pay big money to see the look on his face when he reads that. Besides, there are much more awesome ways to kill than nuking.

[Natalya]

Having an argument with J+B is like having an argument with a wall. J+B won't get offended, and you'll look like an idiot.

[tahthing]

yer J+B looks too much like a idiot all ready so you can only make your selves look like idiots.

[RJ]

Nukes can be used loads

before i've had a terrorist character who waits until both players are bored and want to abort or one of the players have to leave and then detonates the bomb - thuss ending the game (though once i put fire and blood all over the map and destroyed everything-later regretedly-to fill my destruction need)

You could also use a nuke as a scenario:
Nuke!
Tech Lvl: any
Factions:2(terrorists and bomb disarming team)
Aim: There are some terrorists who want to blow up the whole of legoland(name it what you want) the bomb disarming squad must disarm the bomb. After a certain number of turns the bomb goes boom and the game is over.
There is two types of bomb but you can only use one - a timed bomb that blows up after a certain number of turns or have a guy who detonates it manually but he cannot detonate it within a certain number of turns (lets say 5)


you could also use the method that the nuke doesn't end the game. sum1 launches it and it destroyes everything within 10inches unless u use a nukeproof shelter. it doesn't end there...
after the bomb hits a weird spore thing that turns anything inside it into a member of a separate mutant faction that infects any it touches(similar to zombies) except mutants can hold melee weapons and don't have a walking disadvantage

[pesgores]

Having an argument with J+B is like having an argument with a wall. J+B won't get offended, and you'll look like an idiot.

[Smifery]

Having an argument with J+B is like having an argument with a wall. J+B won't get offended, and you'll look like an idiot.

I'm not gonna go into a battle of wits with you, 'cuz it's not fair for me to fight someone unarmed.