Anal Disruptors
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:47 pm
I was wondering if Silva or anyone else had an idea for how to stat the anal disruptors used by particularly troll-ish quantum surfers.
My idea, if no one else has one: Anal disruptors are only effective against living targets. You roll skill to hit like any other weapon, but instead of damage you roll 1D6 and consult the Anal Disruption table:
1- The target actually likes being anally disrupted. You don't want to think about why. Regardless, the target gets a Benny.
2-The target farts a cloud of noxious gas. All minifigs within 2", regardless of their allegiance, must attack the target on their next turn in retribution. In addition, the gas cloud acts as a Poison field hazard that does 1D6 damage and dissipates after 1 round.
3- Methane in the target's colon ignites, setting it on Fire and dealing 2D4 fire damage.
4-The target shits a brick. Place a brown 2X2 on the field just behind the target, and the victim takes 2D6 damage from the brick forcing its way out of their anus. The next minifig or other life-form to come into contact with the brick takes 1D6 poison damage.
5-The target's anus expels its contents violently in a fingercone arc facing behind them. The target takes 3D6 damage and everything in the finger cone arc takes 2D6 damage.
6- The attacking player decides the effect.
My idea, if no one else has one: Anal disruptors are only effective against living targets. You roll skill to hit like any other weapon, but instead of damage you roll 1D6 and consult the Anal Disruption table:
1- The target actually likes being anally disrupted. You don't want to think about why. Regardless, the target gets a Benny.
2-The target farts a cloud of noxious gas. All minifigs within 2", regardless of their allegiance, must attack the target on their next turn in retribution. In addition, the gas cloud acts as a Poison field hazard that does 1D6 damage and dissipates after 1 round.
3- Methane in the target's colon ignites, setting it on Fire and dealing 2D4 fire damage.
4-The target shits a brick. Place a brown 2X2 on the field just behind the target, and the victim takes 2D6 damage from the brick forcing its way out of their anus. The next minifig or other life-form to come into contact with the brick takes 1D6 poison damage.
5-The target's anus expels its contents violently in a fingercone arc facing behind them. The target takes 3D6 damage and everything in the finger cone arc takes 2D6 damage.
6- The attacking player decides the effect.