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The Apocalyptic Gun
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:20 am
by Coximind
I keep one of these handy in the event a game gets ended.
Stats:
UR: 12
Damage: 1d1000 explosion (1d1000 radius)
Range: 1d100"
How to use: A 1d1000 isn't so very common, I know. However, you know how a 1d100 is made with 2 ten sided dice, one for the ones place and one for the tens place? Simply add a third one for the hundreds place.
So. What do you think. I am about to burst into tears from the fear of your incisive criticism.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:36 am
by Apollyon
Why use dice for the final nuclear detonation? You can just as well fudge the result: everything on the playing field gets destroyed.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:13 pm
by kiemaster
Apollyon wrote:Why use dice for the final nuclear detonation? You can just as well fudge the result: everything on the playing field gets destroyed.
i agree everything would die from that power unless they got 1's
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:13 pm
by Warhead
It builds up the excitement as you watch this guy rolling a thousand D10's... right up to the point when he gets the cantaddulator out and you brain him with your empty beer bottle.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:19 pm
by kiemaster
i would personaly light the man on fire
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:46 pm
by Warhead
But then you would have to recycle your beer bottles and here we don't get refunds on the empty bottle so Mehh.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:47 pm
by kiemaster
well theres allways molotive cocktails?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:48 pm
by Warhead
I like your thought process. Obviously I can't see past the next beer.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:51 pm
by kiemaster
Well we could also use all the other weapons that you bring to brickwars games eg:grenades,baseball bats,tigers etc
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:15 pm
by birdman
kiemaster wrote:I agree everything would die from that power unless they got 1's
But that's still 1000 damage unless you're using the critical failure rules.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:17 pm
by Magic Soap
Speaking of arson and lighting people on fire...
click
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:29 pm
by Warhead
birdman wrote:kiemaster wrote:I agree everything would die from that power unless they got 1's
But that's still 1000 damage unless you're using the critical failure rules.
As a matter of idle interest (and futile attempt at seeming brainy) just what would 1000 critical failures make, A catastrophe of Crits?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:47 pm
by eviljack
Warhead wrote:birdman wrote:kiemaster wrote:I agree everything would die from that power unless they got 1's
But that's still 1000 damage unless you're using the critical failure rules.
As a matter of idle interest (and futile attempt at seeming brainy) just what would 1000 critical failures make, A catastrophe of Crits?
It would be am implosion, turning the battlefield into a blackhole.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:01 pm
by OneEye589
Giant, apocalyptic weapons, as have been talked about before, are not really in the spirit of Brikwars.
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:32 pm
by Warhead
Wow, for being the Police Oneeye, you're really fun...
Hey! Look, that kid has a balloon, here's a pin, go give him the good news.
