Tater or Tot

[Tzan]

So Obama is going to pardon one turkey today.
I get that they need a backup turkey in case the first one claws someones eyes out or dies out of embarrassment.
But they make it a competition? You live you die. WTF. How long have they been doing the dethsport?

Why can't both be pardoned? Or at least just keep the backup out of sight, then bring out just one when needed.
This is so stupid.
CNN has got a countdown clock on when the pardon/execution announcement will be made.

The president should have to hack off the head of the loser on live tv.
If you are going to make the choice at least have the balls to follow thru on the consequences.

If I were president I wouldn't pardon anything, its just dumb.

[RedRover]

Purge: Thanksgiving

[Tzan]

Purge Thanksgiving

Team Human: You get to kill as many turkeys as you want, but only turkeys.
Team Turkey: You get to kill as many humans as you want, but only if that human had previously killed a turkey.

[Kommander Ken]

Looks like serial killers will be playing cold turkey this year.

[Ham]

Thanksgiving is a waste of taxpayers money, Trump would've bought his own turkey smh

[Tzan]

Travesty on CNN now.

[Tzan]

Tot wins

But then Trump runs in shouting "Team Human!" and shoots both turkeys in the head.
So much for democracy.

[stubby]

Thanksgiving is a waste of taxpayers money, Trump would've bought his own turkey smh

Trump would have the biggest turkey and he'd make Turkey pay for it.

[Overwatch_Elite]

everybody cares about the turkey and the human but nobody ever thinks from the perspective of the knife or gun used to kill the turkey?

[Tzan]

So you're an advocate for gun rights?

[Overwatch_Elite]

guns are my best friends

[Robot Monkey]

Just eat both turkeys, problem solved.