Marty wanted Stop & Shop to acknowledge his non-power-binary (AC/DC) nature, so he went on strike.
In a show of solidarity all the Human employees are also on strike.
So now instead of a 1/2 mile drive to get milk today, I was on 10 minute odyssey, EACH WAY!!
The other inferior store, miraculously had the milk I quested for, glug glug.
Marty on strike
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