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Facial hair problems
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:30 pm
by mercury19
I keep forgetting that I have a mustache which leads me to the repeated realization that I look like an adult and people don't realize that I am in fact a very tall 8 year old. Fortunately most of my interactions take place on the internet where people don't know that I can grow a full mustache and can therefore assume that I am in fact only 8 years old.
This is very important information that the entire forum needed to know.
Re: Facial hair problems
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:19 pm
by Silverdream
Get this shit out of here.
Re: Facial hair problems
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:45 pm
by Kommander Ken
Re: Facial hair problems
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:12 pm
by Insert_blank
I find you can use your magic markers on the rest of your face and people will assume the mustache is also marker and treat you like the 8 year old you are.
source: I work with chlidren with facial hair.
Re: Facial hair problems
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:21 pm
by Duerer
Faecal hair sounds quite like a deeply concerning matter. You should visit the doctor.
Re: Facial hair problems
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:14 pm
by mercury19
Insert_blank wrote:I find you can use your magic markers on the rest of your face and people will assume the mustache is also marker and treat you like the 8 year old you are.
source: I work with chlidren with facial hair.
Unfortunately I can't confirm the validity of this solution, people just started refering me to health services and telling me that putting that much marker on my skin is poisonous. pssh, like they'd know that.
Duerer wrote:Faecal hair sounds quite like a deeply concerning matter. You should visit the doctor.
The doctor just told me to stop eating food with hair in it. Apparently the hair did not grow out of the poop and the poop is not evolving.
