razgrizzly shitshow walk of shame
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:47 pm
We just shot off fireworks in our white middle class suburban town and there was a shit ton of drunk people. Like an actual, sizable amount of drunk people. Some of them were pretty chill. I was hanging out the side of the car and waving at random people so it was pretty lit. Some 18 year old made some small talk and kept walkin, then turned back to me and mouthed "want one?" with a beer can in his hand, i waved him off being the lil 14 year old shit I was. I even learned my science teacher was. But this all paled in comparison to the ONE. THE LEGEND. THE DRUNK ASS razgrizzly. THIS LIL FUCK WAS A BEAR. HE WAS FUCKING CRAWLING WITH HIS TAIL DRAGGING BEHIND HIM LIKE 10 FEET BACK. Traffic was slow AF so the crawling man-baby kept pace with us on the sidewalk, he started talking to me in Russian. (my russian is only the barest of essentials so I was unsure of what he said.) Then we got to a hill. The fucker starts rolling. And rolling. His fursuit slowly disintegrating. Piece by piece. Little kids run to pick up the remains of the suit. he ended up at the bottom of the hill, with no clothes on. he then proceeds to shit himself. on our car. God bless this man.
