So I start looking at their cruisers and bobbers, and start drooling. Then I buy myself some bits like a basic full face helmet and a new leather jacket (Elvis style biker). Then I did a CBT course to activate the provisional bike part of my full driving license (car). Then I went to a motorcycle shop and got me a brand new 16-plate (UK; a 2016 model) Keeway Superlight LE 125cc in that kinda matt off-black they did as a special edition.
The Day after it was delivered I did a training session with some friends from the Medway Natives MCC, kinda like re-doing my CBT as one half day is never enough. Been riding almost a month now with very few topples.
Here is The Bitch:

Anyway, I was at the Medway Natives MCC's annual bash last Saturday. The Broken Arrow 2016.
I won the Best Under 250cc Motorcycle trophy.

I did not even know my bike had been entered, but apparently, every bike there got entered in its category.
I also bought myself a decent helmet as those Box helmets are heavy clunky shit.
Anyway, that is what I have been doing all that time I have been away.
Phil.