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Tater or Tot

Post by Tzan » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:57 am

So Obama is going to pardon one turkey today.
I get that they need a backup turkey in case the first one claws someones eyes out or dies out of embarrassment.
But they make it a competition? You live you die. WTF. How long have they been doing the dethsport?

Why can't both be pardoned? Or at least just keep the backup out of sight, then bring out just one when needed.
This is so stupid.
CNN has got a countdown clock on when the pardon/execution announcement will be made.

The president should have to hack off the head of the loser on live tv.
If you are going to make the choice at least have the balls to follow thru on the consequences.

If I were president I wouldn't pardon anything, its just dumb.

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Re: Tater or Tot

Post by RedRover » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:00 pm

Purge: Thanksgiving

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Post by Tzan » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:04 pm

Purge Thanksgiving

Team Human: You get to kill as many turkeys as you want, but only turkeys.
Team Turkey: You get to kill as many humans as you want, but only if that human had previously killed a turkey.

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Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:14 pm

Looks like serial killers will be playing cold turkey this year.

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Post by Ham » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:34 pm

Thanksgiving is a waste of taxpayers money, Trump would've bought his own turkey smh
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Post by Tzan » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:43 pm

Travesty on CNN now.

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Post by Tzan » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:52 pm

Tot wins

But then Trump runs in shouting "Team Human!" and shoots both turkeys in the head.
So much for democracy.

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Post by stubby » Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:16 pm


Ham wrote:Thanksgiving is a waste of taxpayers money, Trump would've bought his own turkey smh
Trump would have the biggest turkey and he'd make Turkey pay for it.
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Post by Overwatch_Elite » Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:10 pm

everybody cares about the turkey and the human but nobody ever thinks from the perspective of the knife or gun used to kill the turkey?

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Post by Tzan » Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:40 pm

So you're an advocate for gun rights?

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Post by Overwatch_Elite » Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:06 pm

guns are my best friends

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Re: Tater or Tot

Post by Robot Monkey » Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:33 pm

Just eat both turkeys, problem solved.
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