Should I kidnap my friend?
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Should I kidnap my friend?
So my friend keeps insisting that (c)rap music is better than METAL, and I can't decide if I'm willing to let the argument go or if I should kidnap him, tie him to a chair, and force him to listen to Iron Maiden's entire discography. Thoughts?
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
Most of Iron Maiden is unimpressive.
EXCEPT POWERSLAVE
Have them listen to Flash of the Blade, Powerslave, Back in the Village, Aces High, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
Then introduce your friend to Judas Priest.
EXCEPT POWERSLAVE
Have them listen to Flash of the Blade, Powerslave, Back in the Village, Aces High, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
Then introduce your friend to Judas Priest.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
Extend that to the period between Beast and Somewhere in Time for the best experience.
Priest is best between Screaming for Vengeance and Painkiller.
Priest is best between Screaming for Vengeance and Painkiller.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
um excuse me wtf most of iron maiden is fukkin awesome
but my favorite band has always been and will always be MASTODONNNNNNN
but my favorite band has always been and will always be MASTODONNNNNNN
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
Rap is just a phase bro.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
Introduce him to Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship, then kidnap him anyway.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
Hey! Who voted to let the argument go? I already bought the duct tape!
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Why use duct tape when you can hypnotize them to do what you want anyway
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
I tried to kidnap my friend once. She kicked me so hard in the face that it left a perfect combat boot imprint. It's one of my fondest memories.
In conclusion, always kidnap your friends
In conclusion, always kidnap your friends
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
This seems like too much work. Why not simply wait for his brain to rot, or for him to get shot by one of his gangsta rap buddies instead?
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Kidnapping prank gone wrong (GONE SEXUAL) 2018.
Also your friend is right, I’d take Eminem over Metallica any day.
Also your friend is right, I’d take Eminem over Metallica any day.
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Wish granted.TheCraigfulOne wrote:Would somebody please lend me their mod privileges for a day so I can delete this?Brikguy0410 wrote:I’d take Eminem over Metallica any day.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?
As a fellow Craig I suggest that mere kidnap is not enough.
Not only should you kidnap him - but also steal all of his electronic devices.
Run magnets over his hard-drives and smash all of his phones/tablets/other shit and THEN force him to listen to metal, not just Maiden but a general swath of metal genres until he finds something he likes. Then release him back into the wild under the provision that if he pulls this shit again then you will kidnap him, destroy his belongings and throw him into a speed-metal variant of Guantanamo Bay once again.
Not only should you kidnap him - but also steal all of his electronic devices.
Run magnets over his hard-drives and smash all of his phones/tablets/other shit and THEN force him to listen to metal, not just Maiden but a general swath of metal genres until he finds something he likes. Then release him back into the wild under the provision that if he pulls this shit again then you will kidnap him, destroy his belongings and throw him into a speed-metal variant of Guantanamo Bay once again.
Repeat until point is made, bootprint optional (he was named MIKE for fuck sake, Craig's don't have to listen to the shit of lesser beings).stubby wrote:She kicked me so hard in the face that it left a perfect combat boot imprint. It's one of my fondest memories.
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