Should I kidnap my friend?

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What should I do?

Let the argument go.
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Kidnap my friend and force him to listen to Iron Maiden's entire discography.
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Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Venge » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:10 pm

So my friend keeps insisting that (c)rap music is better than METAL, and I can't decide if I'm willing to let the argument go or if I should kidnap him, tie him to a chair, and force him to listen to Iron Maiden's entire discography. Thoughts?
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Natalya » Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:19 pm

Most of Iron Maiden is unimpressive.

EXCEPT POWERSLAVE

Have them listen to Flash of the Blade, Powerslave, Back in the Village, Aces High, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

Then introduce your friend to Judas Priest.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Zahru II » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:50 am

Extend that to the period between Beast and Somewhere in Time for the best experience.

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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by sahasrahla » Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:18 am

um excuse me wtf most of iron maiden is fukkin awesome

but my favorite band has always been and will always be MASTODONNNNNNN

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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:58 am

Rap is just a phase bro.

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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by motorhead fan » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:17 pm

Introduce him to Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship, then kidnap him anyway.

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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Venge » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:34 pm

Hey! Who voted to let the argument go? I already bought the duct tape!
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Darkstorm » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:36 pm

Why use duct tape when you can hypnotize them to do what you want anyway :mystery:
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by stubby » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:39 pm

I tried to kidnap my friend once. She kicked me so hard in the face that it left a perfect combat boot imprint. It's one of my fondest memories.

In conclusion, always kidnap your friends
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Bragallot » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:02 am

This seems like too much work. Why not simply wait for his brain to rot, or for him to get shot by one of his gangsta rap buddies instead?
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Brikguy0410 » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:39 am

Kidnapping prank gone wrong (GONE SEXUAL) 2018.
Also your friend is right, I’d take Eminem over Metallica any day.

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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Venge » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:32 pm

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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by Bragallot » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:44 am

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Brikguy0410 wrote:I’d take Eminem over Metallica any day.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Post by The Shadowscythe » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:09 am

As a fellow Craig I suggest that mere kidnap is not enough.

Not only should you kidnap him - but also steal all of his electronic devices.

Run magnets over his hard-drives and smash all of his phones/tablets/other shit and THEN force him to listen to metal, not just Maiden but a general swath of metal genres until he finds something he likes. Then release him back into the wild under the provision that if he pulls this shit again then you will kidnap him, destroy his belongings and throw him into a speed-metal variant of Guantanamo Bay once again.

stubby wrote:She kicked me so hard in the face that it left a perfect combat boot imprint. It's one of my fondest memories.
Repeat until point is made, bootprint optional (he was named MIKE for fuck sake, Craig's don't have to listen to the shit of lesser beings).
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

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