THE RAGNACLOCK

[ninja_bait]

Tick Tock
Here is the Clock



17 factions touched the Butt in the Battle of the Buttnomikon. The clock is set at 17.

The following events serve as a prelude to Ragnablok, and they are backnumbered:

20. Colette's death destroys any remaining stability in the Brikverse - Colette

19. The Gold Sector vanishes from the Nehellenium Galaxy. - Kastrenzo

18. An advance army of Brootalz engages RC coalition forces on an unnamed planet. - Kommander Ken

The Clock has ticked down for:

17. The arrival of the Brootalz - Kommander Ken

16. Brootalz in the Magenta sector - RedRover

15. Whatever bad thing is going on in Poland right now - Duerer

14. The battle against Big Brikthulhu in Phoenician space - Darkstorm

13. Planet Julian is destroyed to prevent the local orc population from going BROOTAL. - Scribonius
13a. Some former agents find a way off of Julian.
13b. The genocide of other orcish peoples continues under the direction of the AN.

12. Brootalz interrupt the filming of Space Wars IX. - Arkbrik

11. Blackrock orks meet a vanguard of Brootalz and declare an alliance. - Kommander Ken

10. Brootalz land on Medivo and murder a band of Castley Bois. - Ninja_bait

9. A voice from the past emerges in the last days of Trattoria. - Ninja_bait
9a. Austin's Box is discovered on New York and is immediately captured by Luchardsko. - Ninja_bait
9b. In orbit, four fleets battle for dominance. The TLA reveals a secret weapon. - Theblackdog
9c. Bob and Warhead have their final confrontation. - Theblackdog

8. Devoid Sector Dwarves make a last stand on Vígríðr Prime against the Brootalz. - Quantumsurfer

7.The Damned emerge on the IM planet of Horace, and launch a campaign against the Brikverse. - Kastrenzo

6. TLA and Britannian leaders recover secret data about Ragnablok but are trapped by Blokbots. - Theblackdog

5. The effects of Ragnablok spill over into the Chronicles of Axeleron. - Bookwyrm

4. Spooky red dudes appear in the wake of the Last Battle of New York. - Falk

3. The Ayanami sector is taken over by the Baka Bois, - AnnoyedZebra

2.The Phalek Empire, in the spirit of the end times, dissolves its empire and encourages in-fighting. - Motorhead fan

1. M-Throne finally deals with Ragnablok head-on. - Kaplan

0. Ragnablok

I will only tick down the clock for the start of new events, so you can make multiple soaps and battles for a single story without fear of ticking down the clock too far.

[sahasrahla]

this is starting to get out of hand, can we ragnatalk about it? otherwise I'm gonna have to ragnawalk

I'm gonna ragnasock you in the face

I'd like to sell all my ragnastock, i have a feeling the market is on the verge of a real ragnashock

but i won't be really afraid until we see brickthulu's ragnacock

[ninja_bait]

this is starting to get out of hand, can we ragnatalk about it? otherwise I'm gonna have to ragnawalk

I'm gonna ragnasock you in the face

I'd like to sell all my ragnastock, i have a feeling the market is on the verge of a real ragnashock

but i won't be really afraid until we see brickthulu's ragnacock

*furiously takes note of all the Ragna-puns for later use*

[Natalya]

What if I'm Aragnaphobic?

[motorhead fan]

So can I do a forum battle do get the clock moving?

[ninja_bait]

So can I do a forum battle do get the clock moving?

Yeah

[ninja_bait]

Good news everybody! The Ragnaclock is halfway to midnight.

[ninja_bait]

Added Quantumsurfer's ongoing LDD battle, Opener at Vígríðr Prime.

[Kommander Ken]

You lads ain't seen nuffin' yet.

[ninja_bait]

You lads ain't seen nuffin' yet.

My butthole is not ready

[Kastrenzo]

I shit my pants.

Also
http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.ph ... 99#p358299

The evil and demented forces of the Damned reveal themselves to the Galaxia Nehellenium, launching the first of many attacks on the Brikverse. Centered on the Imperial Magikstrate planet of Horace, desecrating a Sacred place.

[Duerer]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[ninja_bait]

I shit my pants.

Also
http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.ph ... 99#p358299

The evil and demented forces of the Damned reveal themselves to the Galaxia Nehellenium, launching the first of many attacks on the Brikverse. Centered on the Imperial Magikstrate planet of Horace, desecrating a Sacred place.

Added

fuck, I missed an opportunity to just make the description "Kastrenzo shits his pants"

[ninja_bait]

Should I be expecting the forums to like explode

Probably

[Kommander Ken]

Definitely.