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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by RedRover » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:57 pm

Mechanic 1: it's a bird!

Mechanic 2: no, it's a plane!

Mechanic 3: no... It's clearly a turd oozing outta his ass

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:18 pm

Inspired by the current trends on social media, the beam saber wielding Hero performed a heroic feat of twerking his plastic buttocks. The feat of distraction was successful, and the enemy engineers were either mesmerized or terrified. Probably both.

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Silverdream » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:00 pm

Guy: How'd he fit a whole winebottle up there?

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Zupponn » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:05 pm

Congratulations to Kommander Ken on winning this round. I look forward to his pic.
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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Dec 30, 2015 11:11 pm

Okay.

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by RedRover » Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:04 am

weebles wobble but they don't fall down

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Zupponn » Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:42 pm

It was at that point the knight knew. He fucked up.
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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Duerer » Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:45 pm

Knight: Oh fuck, horse domino!
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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Tzan » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:04 pm

Knight #1: The peasants are revolting!

Knight #2: You said it, they stink on ice.

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Silverdream » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:27 pm

Peasant teenagers had moved from cowtipping to something even more dangerous, Knight tipping.

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Kommander Ken » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:16 am

This was a hard one, but I think Silva came out on top here.

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Tzan » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:39 am

I was quoting a Mel Brooks movie.

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by Quantumsurfer » Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:46 am

What? Red clearly won that one.

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by ikensall » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:44 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocvUGVEvshs

Red Rover's comment requires you to have been exposed to children's TV to the point where you begin to lose your ability to reason, and for this exposure to have occurred almost long enough ago for you to forget it (but not quite).

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Re: BrikCaptions

Post by RedRover » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:56 pm

ikensall wrote:requires you to have been exposed to children's TV to the point where you begin to lose your ability to reason, and for this exposure to have occurred almost long enough ago for you to forget it (but not quite).
Sounds brikwarsy to me

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