The official LOOT topic

[Silverdream]

Don't want a badass lumberjack?

I hate plaid. And so does Raptor Jesus.
In hindsight, that axe bit is awesome.

Canada's not good enough for you, I reckon?

[sjosten]

You don't want lumberjacks? I need more of them so I can add them to my evil Canada army led by Justin Beiber.

[Timedude]

I don't see any plaid in that picture. I HATE PLAID!!!!!

Also: Wolverine the badass Canadian says hi. I certainly don't discriminate against Canadians. Just plain-wearers.

[Gungnir]

Now I want more lumberjacks. I only have 2.

[Whiteagle]

Welp, got a few more STAPs, as well as some paper board to make Shotgun and Arc Fire templates...

Speaking of, what would be a good average angle for an Arc?
I've got rather large-ish hands, so I don't know if they'd be a good measurement.

[Zupponn]

Use your hands. If they give you a tactical advantage, why give it up?

[stubby]

Do fingers on large hands spread wider than fingers on small hands?

[Silverdream]

Do fingers on large hands spread wider than fingers on small hands?

Yes.

[Gungnir]

That depends on how wide apart and how flexible his knuckles are.
I can spread my fingers pretty wide apart. Needless to say, the choke on my shotguns is virtually nonexistent.

[stubby]

That depends on how wide apart and how flexible his knuckles are.
I can spread my fingers pretty wide apart. Needless to say, the choke on my shotguns is virtually nonexistent.

That's why I dictate which fingers you have to use, and how flat you have to hold your hand. Anybody can spread their index and middle fingers wide, the space between the middle and ring fingers is a little more uniform.

[Pwnerade]

Or, designate one person's hand to be used for all measurements.

[Tzan]

So like on MythBusters Mike could make a plaster cast of his hand in the official finger cone pose.
Then pour ballistic gel into it to get the Ballistic Cone Hand.
Then sell them as the official BrikWars tool.

[Elmagnifico]

Make a set of them, using all the various hand-measurements, along with the "Official Cross-Board Communication Device", with it's middle finger raised.

[Ben-Jammin]

Sounds like something Games Workshop would do for WH40k.

[Keldoclock]

He could take a scan of his hand, put it into photoshop and get a decent hand, then have us print it on cardstock.