This is really embarassing, but, well, do Lego fans tend...

Post by **pesgores** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:01 pm

OneEye589 wrote:
birdman wrote:true dat. i'm also married.
There ya go. There are plenty of upsides to being metrosexual when you're a teenager. Girls feel more comfortable doing things around you and things like that. I had a friend who joined the cheerleading team and because he was metrosexual all the girls felt comfortable enough around him that he just changed in the bus with them and stuff.

GDFRSMZBXLTLUCKYBASTARDXGBSFRATBDLÇ

Also, I'm against all anti-reproductive methods except the condom, because, seriously, we don't need anything else than condoms. All the rest is preventig natality a lot and isn't safe against sexually transmitted diseases.

So, only condoms should be allowed. This would most likely raise up some birth levels and mankind wouldn't be doomed, especially developped countries' population.

Post by **OneEye589** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:14 pm

RoC77 wrote:
IVhorseman wrote: Checking now, Brickshelf does indeed have a bunch of ads targeting d a p p e r audiences. Right now I see one titled "Why is coming out so hard?", advertising for counseling. But I'm also getting one for "Single Mom Health Inns" right next to it. That said, I think Brickshelf's just taking ads from whoever's willing to pay (and isn't just flat out pr0n or the like), and just randomly shoving them into a queue.
I don't think so, I just went through 20 pages and I get ads for toy sites, meal delivery for the elderly, and about half of them for Highlights magazine.

The same for me minus the elderly food thingy.

And pesgores, what the hell does that have to do with anything?

Post by **IVhorseman** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:25 pm

pesgores wrote:
OneEye589 wrote:
birdman wrote:true dat. i'm also married.
There ya go. There are plenty of upsides to being metrosexual when you're a teenager. Girls feel more comfortable doing things around you and things like that. I had a friend who joined the cheerleading team and because he was metrosexual all the girls felt comfortable enough around him that he just changed in the bus with them and stuff.
GDFRSMZBXLTLUCKYBASTARDXGBSFRATBDLÇ

Also, I'm against all anti-reproductive methods except the condom, because, seriously, we don't need anything else than condoms. All the rest is preventig natality a lot and isn't safe against sexually transmitted diseases.

So, only condoms should be allowed. This would most likely raise up some birth levels and mankind wouldn't be doomed, especially developped countries' population.

Except condoms can break and aren't as effetive at preventing pregnancy as pills/shots/a swift kick to the ovaries.

Post by **OneEye589** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:53 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
pesgores wrote:
OneEye589 wrote:
birdman wrote:true dat. i'm also married.
There ya go. There are plenty of upsides to being metrosexual when you're a teenager. Girls feel more comfortable doing things around you and things like that. I had a friend who joined the cheerleading team and because he was metrosexual all the girls felt comfortable enough around him that he just changed in the bus with them and stuff.
GDFRSMZBXLTLUCKYBASTARDXGBSFRATBDLÇ

Also, I'm against all anti-reproductive methods except the condom, because, seriously, we don't need anything else than condoms. All the rest is preventig natality a lot and isn't safe against sexually transmitted diseases.

So, only condoms should be allowed. This would most likely raise up some birth levels and mankind wouldn't be doomed, especially developped countries' population.
Except condoms can break and aren't as effetive at preventing pregnancy as pills/shots/a swift kick to the ovaries.

Condoms + pills = good

Post by **Natalya** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:29 pm

OneEye589 wrote:
my floppy penis wrote:
NatalyaAF wrote:I'm a lesbian... I like the ladies.
You, Natalya, are more metal than this whole forum combined. Second only to GWAR.
Being a lesbian is not metal. If anything, being lesbian is what emo little kids do (or at least pretend to do), but we all know Natalya is not a little emo kid, so she's just a lesbian who likes the ladies.

You have no idea how metal I am. It's like I got the metal cap in Mario 64 or someshit.

Also, that statistic includes bisexuals.

Also, yea penises are gross. I don't mess around with that shit.

OneEye589 wrote:
birdman wrote:true dat. i'm also married.
There ya go. There are plenty of upsides to being metrosexual when you're a teenager. Girls feel more comfortable doing things around you and things like that. I had a friend who joined the cheerleading team and because he was metrosexual all the girls felt comfortable enough around him that he just changed in the bus with them and stuff.

I'm starting to think of metrosexuality differently now. I used to think of it as a d a p p e r guy who liked women, but now that I think about it, metrosexuality seems to be more of a mode of self-expression for boys & men which is not controlled by the destructive images of masculinity that our culture tries to impose upon them.

IVhorseman wrote:
pesgores wrote:
OneEye589 wrote:
birdman wrote:true dat. i'm also married.
There ya go. There are plenty of upsides to being metrosexual when you're a teenager. Girls feel more comfortable doing things around you and things like that. I had a friend who joined the cheerleading team and because he was metrosexual all the girls felt comfortable enough around him that he just changed in the bus with them and stuff.
GDFRSMZBXLTLUCKYBASTARDXGBSFRATBDLÇ

Also, I'm against all anti-reproductive methods except the condom, because, seriously, we don't need anything else than condoms. All the rest is preventig natality a lot and isn't safe against sexually transmitted diseases.

So, only condoms should be allowed. This would most likely raise up some birth levels and mankind wouldn't be doomed, especially developped countries' population.
Except condoms can break and aren't as effetive at preventing pregnancy as pills/shots/a swift kick to the ovaries.

Incorrect. Condoms are the best and most effective form of protection during intercourse. Keep in mind, it's not just pregnancy you're watching out for. Remember kids, Herpies is forever. Chris Brown will tell you that.

Post by **OneEye589** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:45 pm

NatalyaAF wrote:
OneEye589 wrote:
my floppy penis wrote:
NatalyaAF wrote:I'm a lesbian... I like the ladies.
You, Natalya, are more metal than this whole forum combined. Second only to GWAR.
Being a lesbian is not metal. If anything, being lesbian is what emo little kids do (or at least pretend to do), but we all know Natalya is not a little emo kid, so she's just a lesbian who likes the ladies.
You have no idea how metal I am. It's like I got the metal cap in Mario 64 or someshit.

Yea, but not because of homeschooling, but because you're just metal in general. I guess I should have explained better.

Post by **IVhorseman** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:06 am

NatalyaAF wrote:
IVhorseman wrote: Except condoms can break and aren't as effetive at preventing pregnancy as pills/shots/a swift kick to the ovaries.
Incorrect. Condoms are the best and most effective form of protection during intercourse. Keep in mind, it's not just pregnancy you're watching out for. Remember kids, Herpies is forever. Chris Brown will tell you that.

Hey I was just talking pregnancy. STDS are a whole different story.

FACT: Mouth-herpes can be spread by just kissing. Albeit rarely, but that's one more thing to have an irrational fear about.

Post by **OneEye589** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:54 am

IVhorseman wrote:Mouth-herpes

Hehe, mouth-herpes.

Mouth-herpes is one of my major fears.

Post by **RoC77** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:18 am

OneEye589 wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:Mouth-herpes
Hehe, mouth-herpes.

Mouth-herpes is one of my major fears.

OMG! That just reminded me of a pretty gross story. Back when I was in the army, I had just gotten assigned to this battalion, and there was this guy in this squad, and his mouth was always covered in sores. I find out that our unit had just come back from a rotation in Egypt (this was back in like 1999-2000), and during the guy's leave, he hires a prostitute and got it from her. (btw... remember prostitutes don't kiss!)

Post by **Natalya** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:21 am

So, he was a muff-diver. What's your point?

Post by **RoC77** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:33 pm

NatalyaAF wrote:So, he was a muff-diver. What's your point?

Nothing wrong with that, but on a 3rd world prostitue????? Your just asking for problems.....

So Nat, you going to Dinah Shore next month? My frined is trying to talk me into going there with her. I told her I'd be like a diabetic kid going to the candy store....

Post by **Natalya** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:37 pm

East Coast, 'yo.

Post by **Professor Fairfield** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:10 am

RoC77 wrote: I don't think so, I just went through 20 pages and I get ads for toy sites, meal delivery for the elderly, and about half of them for Highlights magazine.

"Goofus is d a p p e r, wears flamboyant clothes, and speaks in a lisp. Galant is straight, wears conservative business suits, and is such a fucking wuss everyone believes he is d a p p e r."

Post by **OneEye589** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:05 am

Professor Fairfield wrote:
RoC77 wrote: I don't think so, I just went through 20 pages and I get ads for toy sites, meal delivery for the elderly, and about half of them for Highlights magazine.
"Goofus is d a p p e r, wears flamboyant clothes, and speaks in a lisp. Galant is straight, wears conservative business suits, and is such a fucking wuss everyone believes he is d a p p e r."

HAHAHAHA!

Pure genius.

Post by **lrdofbricks** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:24 am

seriously im sorry but this is getting old. weve established that we are not intriguing becuase we play with legos. someone please delete or move this thread