"do you need help getting that snake out of your arse?"
"If you yank the bush out it should be fine"
BrikCaptions
Moderators: Dr. X, ikensall, fredde
-
AnnoyedZebra
- Somebody make this Zebra's rank.
- Posts: 995
- Joined: Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:46 am
-
Captain-Camper
- seriously?
- Posts: 759
- Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:17 am
- Location: Here and There Along the Echo
- Contact:
Re: BrikCaptions
Brik based cholera
"Tallyho lads, snuggle the houses and burn the women! Leave not a single potted plant alive! Full speed ahead and damn the cheesemongers"
-
Venge
- there are no brakes on the ban train
- Posts: 1612
- Joined: Sun May 15, 2016 1:46 pm
- Location: Banned by Natalya
Re: BrikCaptions
It's going to be really hard for Dastan to explain to the E.R. staff why his intestine is prolapsed out of his anus and covered in sword cuts.
Formerly known as TheVengefulOne. Times banned by Natalya: 10 (+ 1 alt).
My BrikWars Stuff: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16684
My Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/150398410@N07/
My BrikWars Stuff: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16684
My Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/150398410@N07/
Re: BrikCaptions
Guy 1: "Help me grab this snake!"
Guy 2: "That's not a snake, that's his tongue!"
Bent-Over Guy: *wiggles his tongue*
Guy 1: "That's definitely a snake."
Horse: "What the actual stud?"
Guy 2: "That's not a snake, that's his tongue!"
Bent-Over Guy: *wiggles his tongue*
Guy 1: "That's definitely a snake."
Horse: "What the actual stud?"
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
-
Tzan
- Has anyone ever used those holes before?
- Posts: 4802
- Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:41 pm
- Location: Boston
Re: BrikCaptions
sahasrahla wins!
The horse gets second place.
The horse gets second place.
-
sahasrahla
- that is a fantastic question to which no satisfactory answer will be forthcoming
- Posts: 886
- Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:40 pm
Re: BrikCaptions
what
Re: BrikCaptions
Still not as shitty as mega bloks
-
TastySkippy123
- is a spineless dice
- Posts: 1240
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2016 9:21 pm
- Location: Aussie Outback in some tin shack filled with Lego.
Re: BrikCaptions
Man, I thought my caption was going for the win.
My Factions: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.ph ... 13#p329313
My Soaps and Battles: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=15494
-
sahasrahla
- that is a fantastic question to which no satisfactory answer will be forthcoming
- Posts: 886
- Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:40 pm
Re: BrikCaptions
Invisible Pastor: "I pronounce you husband and... wife? You may kiss... the bride... or not. Actually, you might want to just run."
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
-
Bookwyrm
- Champion
- Posts: 222
- Joined: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:01 pm
- Location: Free of the Plot Hole at last
Re: BrikCaptions
Though arranged royal marriages are a staple of the fantasy genre, few people factor in the somewhat disturbing implications of things like troll/human interspecies procreation.
Last edited by Bookwyrm on Wed May 31, 2017 6:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
~<>~ The Tome of Axeleron (Factions) ~<>~
~<>~ Beyond Axeleron (Cameos) ~<>~
~<>~ Bookwyrm's Study (Narrative Hub) ~<>~
-
Archduke
- a line of angrily mashed out gibberish
- Posts: 591
- Joined: Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:23 pm
- Location: North
Re: BrikCaptions
When Larry requested a "hot green chick" from the mail-order bride service, this was not what he had been expecting.
-
Tzan
- Has anyone ever used those holes before?
- Posts: 4802
- Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:41 pm
- Location: Boston
Re: BrikCaptions
Troll Wedding Fun Facts
1. Barbecue is always served at the reception
2. A ceremonial sword is used to cut the meat
3. The meat is always human
4. The trolls are always surprised that the human arms and legs don't grow back
1. Barbecue is always served at the reception
2. A ceremonial sword is used to cut the meat
3. The meat is always human
4. The trolls are always surprised that the human arms and legs don't grow back