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I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:51 am
by motorhead fan
As you may have guessed, I am an empire kind of guy, Also, I hate rebels so so so so so so so so so so much

So, if you have any Star Wars Rebels in your collection, could you show me Dead ones? the bloodier the picture the better

and also Funny Death scenes are good becaue a lot of the imperial deaths in the sixth film could be judged "Funny".

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:12 am
by stubby
Image

Lulziest rebel death: the Imperial Infinite Cobblestone Generator

Recipe:

Add 1 Alderaan

Bake for .1 seconds at 2.25 x 10^32 J

Serve

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:51 am
by stubby
As long as we're on the subject, I can't possibly be the only one who's thought of this team-up

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Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:38 am
by Tzan
I never thought of that, ever.
Looks good.

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:46 am
by The Shadowscythe
The entire Phalek Empire is being lead by a sentient superlaser?

Like if an OTC could think?

Mike. You monster.

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:53 pm
by stubby
The Shadowscythe wrote:The entire Phalek Empire is being lead by a sentient superlaser?
That would be a terrible idea. The entire Phalek Empire is already being made of Phalekanium. Lead would be a significant downgrade.

Rather than use its world-shattering powers to act as some kind of reverse Philosopher's Stone, I think a more inspiring use of a sentient superlaser would be if it led the Phaleks instead.

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:06 pm
by newcowboy
stubby wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:The entire Phalek Empire is being lead by a sentient superlaser?
That would be a terrible idea. The entire Phalek Empire is already being made of Phalekanium. Lead would be a significant downgrade.

Rather than use its world-shattering powers to act as some kind of reverse Philosopher's Stone, I think a more inspiring use of a sentient superlaser would be if it led the Phaleks instead.
Is it bad that I now read everything you say in Levar Burton's Voice?

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:59 pm
by The Shadowscythe
I blame autocorrect entirely for this snafu, and I also question the last time my phone thought I must have used the word lead.

It is however extremely amusing, LET THE AGE OF RULING SUPER LASERS BEGIN!

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:40 pm
by motorhead fan
The Shadowscythe wrote:I blame autocorrect entirely for this snafu, and I also question the last time my phone thought I must have used the word lead.

It is however extremely amusing, LET THE AGE OF RULING SUPER LASERS BEGIN!
I am already busy making an LDD super laser death space station

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:14 pm
by Scribonius
The Shadowscythe wrote:The entire Phalek Empire is being lead by a sentient superlaser?

Like if an OTC could think?

Mike. You monster.
That is a scary, scary concept... Sentient OTC...

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:17 pm
by The Shadowscythe
motorhead fan wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:I blame autocorrect entirely for this snafu, and I also question the last time my phone thought I must have used the word lead.

It is however extremely amusing, LET THE AGE OF RULING SUPER LASERS BEGIN!
I am already busy making an LDD super laser death space station
Who said anything about the station? You missed the point.

It's a sentient, laser - a super laser that thinks and talks. Not a laser Cannon, not a laser gun - a sentient, thinking laser.

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:28 am
by motorhead fan
Well I wanted to have a station on the end, because I am the Only God of the Phaleks and I can stick a gun on the end of a laser that thinks if I want to

But whilst you are here, Do you want to be allies? Just imagine the Phalek colour scheme...Image

Re: I want to see Dead Rebels

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:15 pm
by Maverick
The Shadowscythe wrote: Who said anything about the station? You missed the point.

It's a sentient, laser - a super laser that thinks and talks. Not a laser Cannon, not a laser gun - a sentient, thinking laser.
That would not last long, mate. Wait, was I the only one who got it?