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Zahru II wrote:
Jerzy shows the Polonian classic "2 briks 1 tub" to the team for the first time. Their expressions speak for themselves.

Zupponn wrote:
Girl: Please don't tell me you're going to try to jump that canyon.
Guy: Okay.

Kommander Ken wrote:
Inspired by the current trends on social media, the beam saber wielding Hero performed a heroic feat of twerking his plastic buttocks. The feat of distraction was successful, and the enemy engineers were either mesmerized or terrified. Probably both.

Silverdream wrote:
Peasant teenagers had moved from cowtipping to something even more dangerous, Knight tipping.

Zahru II wrote:
Ung'k the barbarian stands mortified in the heat of the battle, having realized he doesn't have a unit plate of his own. This triggers his crippling inferiority complex that he's been keeping buried via his macho persona for years.

Zupponn wrote:

aoffan23 wrote:
Steve is now doubly glad he wore his brown pants today.

Zahru II wrote:
Chromeface learned that whoever came up with the story of the lady of the lake took a lot of artistic liberties.

Tzan wrote:
NorthKorean Neptune: "Surface worlder! as you can see I hold our latest technology, a Type 3 Dong, so four is a crowd, move along."

Kommander Ken wrote:
It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.

RedRover wrote:Did I win that one?

Edit: you put my caption on the last photo instead of Ken's

Ken's: It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.

Zupponn wrote:
Knight: "I guess that's one way to tame a Clear Transparent snake."

RedRover wrote:
Alright girls, get him into the chest to ship off to the factory. We gotta get a mold of those abs for the cheese-graders.

Silverdream wrote:
In the grimdark future of WALMART, pantsless vapers roam wild.

Zupponn wrote:
Beeman always claimed that he'd rather chainsaw his own face than watch fishing.

Tzan wrote:
One millisecond before the engineers walk away off the map, while massive explosions go off behind them.

RedRover wrote:
Jason thought to himself, "Shit, I'm stuck in one of these contemporary art exhibits again."

Scratch wrote:
"All this tempting but cursed Aztec gold, and it's covered in Ċat hair! What could it mean?"

Vami IV wrote:

RedRover wrote:
Jason thought to himself, "Shit, I'm stuck in one of these contemporary art exhibits again."

Scratch wrote:
"All this tempting but cursed Aztec gold, and it's covered in Ċat hair! What could it mean?"

Zahru II wrote:
This Could Be Us But You Still Playin

Vami IV wrote:
Małgorzata Sadow's sister led less than stellar careers

CaptainZebra wrote:
Warhead's war band has really let it self go...

mgb519 wrote:
And remember, kids: PMS and swords do not mix.

Scribonius wrote:
Nope, John Conner isn't hiding inside of this guy either...

Red_SPAMbot wrote:
Back in the old neighborhood, we called this making a banana split the hard way...