Nurkrath
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:46 pm
The Gurhvrian light fighter 'Nurkrath' is well known for it's excellent speed and offensive capabilities, but unfortunately no one but a Gurhvrian can pilot it, due to it's alien controls and cockpit.
This fighter saw some serious action in our last Brikwar. While strafing the enemy, it ran into a cloud of monkeys, spiraled out of control, and the antenna hit a button to activate the air raid alarm, which hurt a cult's ear, and the cult died, then the owner of the cult, Ms. Shingles, went on a bloody rampage to avenge the death of her cult, and eventually killed every single minifig except the pilot of the fighter, whom she tortured by sticking a red-hot poker up his anus and melting his inner organs one by one. Then only Ms. Shingles and her bag of cult food were left standing. It was my first Brikwar in which no human player's team won.
Full gallery here.
-Dr. X
