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What could be better than 1 OTC I hear you ask? (over and over again) well . . . how about a 4 DIMENSIONAL OTC?!



(Fished up from bricklink)

holy...

I need to find a bricklink store near St. Louis that has OTCs because i have 5 dollars to blow and I just got a single OTC from a friend and IT IS AWSOME!!!!!

....Wait...this looks familiar. I think there was a whole different thread on OTC chainsaws, and one fellow decided to ask for addresses so he could mail out his huge supply of OTC chainsaws, one at a time. I promptly pointed out such a weird and strange request, but then I became quickly convinced that he was nuts when he stated that he had a giant OTC chainsaw...in his pants.

Humorous as it may be, I don't trust people who paint their genitals and stick rotating saws on them. Just doesn't seem like a good idea to me. Though i'm sure others disagree, I'm just a weirdo of this forum.

I'm pretty sure this was one of the first things tahthing posted after being unbanned. Oh well, at least it's a new post.

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DarthBrik wrote:I need to find a bricklink store near St. Louis that has OTCs because I have 5 dollars to blow and I just got a single OTC from a friend and IT IS AWSOME!!!!!

Did you say... St. Louis?

Near the area of St. Louis, yes

I don't know, I think if I were going to use OTC's it would be to give a "friend" a bath.

*gasps*
J+B is back!

Haha that made me laugh.

Gunney wrote:I think there was a whole different thread on OTC chainsaws, and one fellow decided to ask for addresses so he could mail out his huge supply of OTC chainsaws, one at a time.

Sort of. I was mostly disappointed in the pissing contest that J+B was apparently trying to finish when he ordered something like 40 OTCs from BrickLink. So I pulled out my 150-or-so, because not only do I dislike the whole idea of pissing contests, but I also like to win them.

Anyway, for all those that said they didn't have any, I felt bad that I've got a ton, but will NEVER conceivably use them all. So I figured I'd use the opportunity to give people some OTC's. Plus, it had the great two-pronged effect of not only winning me the contest, but also making me look all magnanimous and stuff. So if anyone tried to call me out for trying to win the contest, I could just retort that I had done it out of the kindness of my heart, with no thought to the contest at all.

Unfortunately, there was an additional third prong effect, which was that it made me look like a pedophile, asking for mailing addresses in a community full of underage kids. So I promptly changed the offer to require that you be 18 before sending me your address. Then I just looked weird.

Afterward, the government must have stepped in and threatened Rayhawk about my scandalous behavior, because apparently, the thread has since been deleted. If true, that was a beautiful fourth prong, getting Rayhawk in trouble with the law. Even if it's not true, I like believing it anyway.

DaveE

Are you kidding? I've been using this forum to trick kids (and some of the more feminine adults) into giving me their addresses since day one. I let them get to 666 posts, and then I abduct them, take over their accounts, and pretend to be them in order to (a) convince all the other kids that it's safe to keep sending me their addresses, and (b) drive Warhead insane. Something like 90% of the active forum members are just my alts now.*

As for the thread itself, what actually happened is that I gave Benny mod status on a lark, and one day he got drunk and deleted every post and thread he had access to.

* - probably a lie

b) Officially you're employed by a coalition of all the worlds leaders to keep me busy so I don't try to take over the world, again. The fact you do this by an elaborate charade that serves your own ends is just bonus points.

The little violent pixi voices told me so.

Also, DaveE is 100% correct, he does clook like a pedo.