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Okay, me and the FBI are building a huge castle. On the outside it will appear all happy and nice. On the inside, we have far less, welcoming things. I'm looking for suggestions for horrible things to include. Did I mention we plan to use this for the site of a forum battle? So far we have: a disection table that uses an OTC, a cage with a pheonix, a death laser, a full body scanner, and a mega mad scientist switch. we will be including a graveyard and an underground cavern. I just finished a small peice of equipment that sucks the destruction capacity out of its target, to be transfered to many things. And if there is a single "your mom!" joke we will demonstrate our marksmenship capabilities. sorry for the huge post. will post pics upon completion.

A minifig grinder would be fun.

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nuuchk... nnnuuugh...


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Right, now that that's out the way, this sounds like a project that could have a high potential for awesomeness. How about good 'ol Cardinal Biggles and the Comfy Chair etc. Or Ironmaiden? The band if not the torture device.

A Judas Cradle?

A love swing... h'mm, maybe that's just a little too advance for your dungeon though.

Warhead wrote:A love swing... h'mm, maybe that's just a little too advance for your dungeon though.

That's not his belly button the spiked being lowered INTO.

a ice cream stand that gives grenades disguised as ice cream.

you mom is quite awesome.

I think that that weird thing with the chains wouldn't be to hard to design. the minifig grinder would be quite simple. Any ideas for horrible mad science devices?

Zombie containment room is a must. As is a shaft that leads to said room.

Fill it with fleebnorks, nuff' said.

I like that you're doing this with your mom.

Put a catapult next to the medical ward

any minifig diagnosed with a life threatening illness gets launched at any besieging army

behind the medical ward, put a biolab for creating new strains of super virus

test subjects can come from the castle's elementary school, complete with isolation chambers and one-way glass windows

pretend you came up with these ideas from things you've picked up at school. Your mom will be so proud!

after speaking with the FBI, it has been decided that a torture chamber will infact be added to the castle in the back, next to the underground swamp of death (which includes crocidiles and an octopus, possibly more). Also, she abroves of each and every one of you, and is aare of the source of these ideas. she enlightened me as to how to make a comfy chair.

Um. Approves of us? I take it she hasn't met Warhead yet.