Taking a leaf from ace's book, I've come up with a few squads. However, the bulk of my army is a ragtag group of randomly hired people, trained and untrained, skinny and fat, constipated and mechanized. The normal army has no continuity at all, and some are even armed with hot dogs and dynamites. Also included in this MOC collection are some vehicles, the last one very old.
And heeeeeere they are, all unfortunately photographed in my brother's airbase:
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The bulk of my army. A huge, huge collection of minifigs. This is, however, only about 75% of my army, the rest still residing in my base. And this is only around half of my total minifigs, maybe less. This photo was taken at my annual minifig organizing day, which I have obviously annually. Big pile, huh? My largest Brikwar ever had ALL of my minifigs, nearly twice this much, and it was HUGE AND EPIC. I didn't take pics, though.

My Boss, sig-fig, commander of army, emperor, overlord, or whatnot. He is very angry, as always, and is walking epicly from a helicopter, with his cult. He can defend himself and does not need bodyguards, unlike ace's boss. Pleh.

The Jungle Squadron, also known as "Green Squad". They are jungley and nice.

The Marines, or the "Brown Squad". These are the elite of my army, lead by the highest ranking and most awesome general evar, Max Villano. These guys rock.

These guys can fit their entire squadron plus one driver into the indiana jones truck and jeep, as seen here.

The 'Skeleton Squad'. These peeps are slow, not very strong, and only use CC weapons, but dare hard to kill, and led by teh great King Toot.

The Special Ops guys. The 4 guys in the top left I made because I saw them over on SSL, and they were awesome, so I ordered some decals and made them. They are ninja-like and proffesional. The guy on the right is my awesome Swamp Sniper... mysterious and such a good shot he can hit a man at 4000 feet with his PSG1. He's also a Stingray, which means he can breath underwater, so they call him the Swamp Sniper, no one knows what his real name is.. the leader of this squad is a fat armored guy.

You might recognize this if you've read Calvin and Hobbes a LOT: "How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?"

Here are my Halo spartans, with decals from SSL. They kind of pwn... meh.

And here is one of the old Spartans they replaced... the old ones were most loved, though...

The great King Kahuka and his brother the unknown amazon jungle guy:

And here is our state of the art rocket propelled waterskiing flintlock wielding armored pumpkin warrior.

This is an average soldier in my normal army:

And here is an average squadron of men from my normal army:

And lastly for the figures, here is our giant. He is doing the disco.

Giants may be ugly, but they have their uses:

Many uses...

Now for the vehicles. First off, a space fighter I built about a month ago, with it's own hood ornament.


Next, one of my favorite ships: The great S-12 Republic Dropship.


"Oh no, a fleebnork! He's chewing on our power couplings!"

"Luckily, we have our patented Fleebnork extermination system."

"PLEEEEEEH!! PLEH!! OWPLEH!! HELPLEH!!"

Next, we have our AvroJet DGX-9 Fighter. It is puur osm.

And, last and probably least, the SharkMech™. This is my first mech, I made it when I was 10. Back then, I built it for the sole purpose of putting lots of weapons on it. It has a missile launcher with 6 seeker Mk1s, twin GAU-88 chainguns, a gauss gun, 2 shrapnel cannons, a presicion laser rifle, a grenade launcher, and 2 small machine guns. I still think it looks badass, despite its age.

It may be old, chicken-style and rainbow-colored, but lemme ask you this: can YOUR mech parriouette on one foot?

Wellp, that's all, folks! Waddya think of it? Comments? Suggestions? Observations? Poop?
--Dr X











