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Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:47 pm**

So, a couple of weeks ago I'm having dinner at the girlfriends house with her parents and their friends when I mention something about yard sales. This lady says, "OMG! I love yard sales. I go to like 100000000000000 every weekend." I tell her that I go to a few looking for LEGO. She tells me that she'll let my Woman know if she comes across anything so I can go pick it up.

Weeks later in the present I have totally forgot about this exchange and have pressed forward. I go to my Woman's today and there is a 5 x 4 x 8 in tupperware full of LEGO with a note attached stating, "For Ric; From The Lego Fairy."

I immediately dive in and am amazed. It was if someone had said, "Man, I hate all these green, brown, tan and gray pieces. I'm gonna sell them. Fuck these cool angle and joint pieces too!"

In the box was a classic blue spaceman. I'm mad excited.

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:21 am**

Albert challenges you to a duel! (sorry for the demotivational, it's the only pic I have of the little bugger)

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:25 am**

Definitely Triangle Job.

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:45 pm**

Why is Albert naked?

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:50 pm**

He's showing off. He can survive hard vacuum without any clothes on.

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:14 pm**

he's not nude, he's wearing a helmet

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:20 pm**

ahp77 wrote:he's not nude, he's wearing a helmet

Nah, it's part of his head.

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:42 pm**

Yah. A horrible accident happened when he was a kid. There were no witnesses left alive...

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:26 pm**

LUCKY!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:36 pm**

...Don't tell me some skin disease caused a jetpack to grow on his back...

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:23 pm**

Albert was an early meme on the /toy/ board of 4chan that I inadvertently created by posting a picture of him in response to the infamous "ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW" picture. And yes, He is naked, other than the backpack and helmet, just that manly.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:23 am**

hahaha did you SERIOUSLY start a meme? that's awesome.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:49 pm**

The closest we have here is Pesgores trying to start the whole triangle thing...

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:52 pm**

IVhorseman wrote:hahaha did you SERIOUSLY start a meme? that's awesome.

Yup, that and the Church Of The Orange Transcendent Chainsaw. Twas rather epic at the time. But yes, Albert was ALL me.

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