Elements (CYOA)

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:24 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:
Robot Monkey wrote:
Silverdream wrote: Did you even try to read what doomstormer subtlely and comedically explained? Can the teensiest bit of knowledge pierce your thick skull? Also the computer doesn't know what "and" means so you would get a blue screen and probly break it or something. Fuckin' noob.
well, doodstormer says the guy sticks crap in there, so you might as well fuckin' use it.
>Stick SHROOM FORK through BELT.

The inventory is the pocket dimension to another universe, buddy. Put stuff in there on, and you can carry more.

but it only has 6 spots. and fine, geez,

>after killing SCHLOCKMEISTER, take something of possible use from him.

Post by **Elmagnifico** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:15 pm

>Hang shroom fork from belt

>Hang pickaxe from belt

Post by **muffinman42** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:54 pm

>punch the schlockmeister for being all high up about people not knowing how inventory's work.

Post by **doodstormer** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:55 pm

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:58 pm

>continue onwards

Post by **Elmagnifico** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:24 pm

>Continue Quest

Post by **doodstormer** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:48 am

Post by **Elmagnifico** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:00 am

>Talk Guards: Orcs

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:08 am

Elmagnifico wrote:>Talk Guards: Orcs

>talk guards: dwarves

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:01 am

>NICO: razzle-dazzle the guards.
>take guards' spears and use them as throwing weapons.

Post by **ikensall** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:57 am

Pose as a hardened battle general (even if you aren't) and persuade the local commander-in-chief to give you a platoon of troops to help strike back at the orks (and so you can get Fannette back).
if this fails get something helpful or atleast get a nice mage to come with you or teach you some nifty spells.

Post by RJ » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:59 am

RAZZLE DAZZLE!

Post by RJ » Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:54 pm

>DO A BEARALL ROLL

Post by **muffinman42** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:41 pm

>BURN THE CITY DOWN!

Post by **RedShirt** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:22 pm

>Talk guards: elves
>Do a hypnotic dance to try to get them to give you their spears (I don't know what it is, just do it!) If this doesn't work, just try to get into the city anyway by blowing them up with the shroom-grenade