Elements (CYOA)

Post by **stubby** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:25 pm

Silverdream wrote:Have anal sex with Nico.

What's going on here? If a joke isn't funny, keep repeating it until it is? I'm glad Scythe gave up on his anal fork obsession at least.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:07 pm

stubby wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Have anal sex with Nico.
What's going on here? If a joke isn't funny, keep repeating it until it is? I'm glad Scythe gave up on his anal fork obsession at least.

I was this close to suggesting that again.... but now, something different.

>stick shroom fork up orc's arse.

Post by **doodstormer** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:39 pm

Scathing Insult was suggested 5 times, with Double-Shot coming second, being suggested at a close 4 times. I actually counted them in this case. Since I thought all would be equally fun and suitably cartoonish.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:50 pm

>pick axe to da face!!

>nico RAZZLE DAZZLE

Post by **Candlejack** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:45 pm

>Pickaxe+Shroom fork: Orc's face
>Nico: Double shot

Post by **doodstormer** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:48 pm

Post by **solvess** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:59 pm

>PUT ON ORC ARMOR.
>CONTINUE INTO TOWN.

Post by **doodstormer** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:38 pm

Post by **solvess** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:46 pm

Tie shroom fork to stick and continue into town.

Post by **aoffan23** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:47 pm

>Use Orc helmets as shoulderpads, chainmail as random protective rags. Something is better than nothing.

Post by **Candlejack** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:59 pm

Loot buildings

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:58 pm

holy crap. now we know why only nico gets those crossbows.

>GO INTO TOWN.
>FIND WEAPONS/ARMOR SOMEWHERE. ( i don't care if you have to pull it off the dead carcass of some poor fellow.)

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:05 pm

>eat corpses.

>look for disappeared arrows,

>make this into a web comic

>make the armors into a makeshift set of armors like aoffan said

Post by **doodstormer** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:04 am

RunsWithLegos wrote: >make this into a web comic

I had considered centralizing this on a single website somewhere, although I'm not sure if I'd get consistent readers out of an audience currently obsessed with snuggle, cannibalism, and getting high.

Don't even bother with the stupid suggestions for this one. It's really not worth it to try.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:21 am

sword names:
Fannet?

mistress of luck?

garthak?

> ask the guard his name so the scholars of the futar can know who bestowed upon the GREAT HERO[you] his mighty sword

> tell the gaurd he has nothing left to defend and should join you and nico on you quest.

also it was not cannibalism. orcs are of a different species.