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Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by Colette » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:14 pm

Some doodles in the margins when I get bored while studying.

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Miserable first attempt. This was supposed to be my DNA Science teacher doing a colony count (hence why I had to redact names).

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A little practice reduces the miserable-ness somewhat. This is a drawing of the Trattorian Admiral Fleur, chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Here's a reference pic of the lego version:
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Post by samuelzz10 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:38 pm

Just some advise, I don't know how old Siri is supposed to be but she looks too young for someone I assume is supposed to be about 35 years old. One thing you could do is give her a little fat, or you could give her hartman hips (linky: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HartmanHips )

You could also just give big tits
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by Colette » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:49 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:Just some advise, I don't know how old Siri is supposed to be but she looks too young for someone I assume is supposed to be about 35 years old. One thing you could do is give her a little fat, or you could give her hartman hips (linky: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HartmanHips )

You could also just give big tits
Did you even read the description? Siri has much shorter hair, so it can't be her.

The Trattorians use extensive genetic engineering. This hasn't deformed them like Bioshock splicers or Eve Jovians (since they engineer for beauty among the obvious things like intelligence), but one effect is that they're unnaturally thin and very physically fragile, which is why they put so much faith in their science and technology. A corollary is small mammary organs and lack of curves in the females. Unfortunately, all this backstory doesn't translate well in minifigure form.
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by The Shadowscythe » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:08 am

An entire empire with no tits?

My fucking god man, what have you done?!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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Post by Colette » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:12 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:An entire empire with no tits?

My fucking god man, what have you done?!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
No sex either, no hugging or kissing, no metal genre, booze and other drugs (RbT excepted) has no effect. Just science, academics, and politics.

Sounds like paradise.

EDIT: And Wall Street. Can't forget the money, now.
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by samuelzz10 » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:13 am

Colette wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:An entire empire with no tits?

My fucking god man, what have you done?!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
No sex either, no hugging or kissing, no metal genre, booze and other drugs (RbT excepted) has no effect. Just science, academics, and politics.

Sounds like paradise.
There's a special place in hell for people who make places like that.... it's called the 20th layer of hell.....
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Post by The Shadowscythe » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:23 am

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

And a lot, on the floor.
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by stubby » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:23 pm

What they don't tell you is that every seven years there's a Pon Farr. They haven't told Colette yet since his is still a few years away.

lol it's so easy to imagine that episode with Colette instead of Spock
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by The Shadowscythe » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:28 pm

All I can think of is the thread from 4chan where an anon admits to masturbating in his garage over his fetish.

Repeating floor tile patterns.

I . . . fuck, I think I might have drunk too much tonight.

Fuck my fucking life.
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Post by Kalvinator » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:03 am

What's happening in this thread....why am I here...I need to get out...now...
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by Arkbrik » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:42 am

Why didn't you draw bigger boobs Colette. We could have avoided this.

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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by Silent-sigfig » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:33 am

there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs

but dayyyyyuuumm she flat
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by Colette » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:33 pm

So this time I tried drawing a scientist this time, and I think it came out well.

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The drawing is an advertisement for a Trattorian pharmaceutical company for its Miracles Cure product, which heals all physical injuries and diseases known to minifig, and then some. It can also stop aging, granting functional immortality (although lifespan is currently limited by government statute). Sale and exportation of Miracle Cure is prohibited by law except in cases when the Department Chair of the Biology Department has granted clearance.
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Re: Colette's Attempts at Art

Post by Natalya » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:29 pm

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