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by Natalya » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:45 pm
The Assyrian Star Empire has been colonizing worlds in the system where the warp gate between the Caid Sector and the ASE territory is located. They are doing this to create a buffer zone between themselves and the inhabitants of the Caid Sector. However, the area in particular is home to the 45th Union and its citizens, so the Assyrians have sent many colonists to take over the area and kill the native Peach population. The following act of genocide occurred when the colonial militia rounded up a bunch of Peaches, but their police force tried to stop the massacre.
Assyrian Militia: NatalyaAF
Peach Resistance: RoC77
ROUND ONE -- FIGHT!!
Overview:

Colonists round up the Peach population.



They are being escorted...

To the hell known as McDonalds!!

A horrible fate awaits inside...

But two vans approach the Yellows...

They are carrying a Peach S.W.A.T. Team.

And to begin Turn 1, the lead van charges an unsuspecting hardsuit. It fires back...

But it's too late...

The hardsuit is destroyed and the Peaches deploy. The battle begins!!
Assyrian Colonists

The march continues to the McDonald's.

One Peach is killed.

More Peaches are marched towards their death while most militia forces move up to the fight. One Yellow can march up to 4 peaches per turn, but no sprinting is allowed.

The militia kill a Peach.

The Van's windshield is blown out but the driver is unharmed.
Peach Resistance


The Van rams the militia's Death Car.

They also kill a Yellow biker.
That was the end of Turn 1!!
Executed Peaches: 01
Rescued Peaches: 00
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by Cpl. Halan » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:58 pm
Nice, I like the killhouse idea but are two peach SWAT teams enough?
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by Natalya » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:00 pm
The S.W.A.T. Team will get 45th Union Reinforcements half-way through the game. This battle took place 10 days ago btw.
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by Cpl. Halan » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:01 pm
Oh, will Assyrians come in?
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by Natalya » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:02 pm
This is Round One. No ASE forces took part in Round One. Round Two is where you will see both armies go head to head.
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by Paco » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:34 pm
Awesome battle so far. So was there only Roc and you battling?
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by Apollyon » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:05 pm
Fantastic scenario i can't wait to see the rest.
Also, i obviously need more red blossom pieces!
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by mm233 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:18 pm
sweet!
lol at the militia though...
I guese you just through most of them together on the spot huh..

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by Hoboman » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:41 pm
This has been a fun read. Some great pictures too.

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by Warhead » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:24 pm
Great idea for a battle. Assyrian Santa Colonists, Zombie Lincoln and genocide what a combo. Looking forward to seeing more.

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by Lt. Krus » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:00 pm
Sorry Warhead, but this is already better than ZZD, or at least just as good.

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by RagnarokRose » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:20 pm
I wouldn't say that, Krus...
How many people showed for the battle, Nat?
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by Lt. Krus » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:09 pm
Wait wat wait,
6. If this battle took place 10 days ago, why don't you have all the battle?
7. Where do the VOL come in?