Roll To Dodge: The Infinity Sword

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:53 pm

Damn, missed it!

My corpse catches on fire and burns into a little pile of ashes before somebody else can try and eat it. Give me this at least.

Post by **OREMAWESOME1234** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:57 pm

same here

Post by **casundrud** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:04 pm

I go to the engine room, then take the coins from the purse and put them into my container. Then I pick up the beamsaber.

Post by **DarthBrik** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:06 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:Damn, missed it!

My corpse catches on fire and burns into a little pile of ashes before somebody else can try and eat it. Give me this at least.

Same....

Post by **aoffan23** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:17 pm

I pick up the two swords and tie them together along with my current sword using the belt I have obviously been wearing this whole time. Triple sword ftw!

Maybe it will make a better butcher tool.

Post by **Arkbrik** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:39 am

Sir Warhead: Go to Engine room, pick up Laser Pistol and Ration Bar. Eat Ration Bar, do not eat pistol.

Result: 2 - Fail

"Go to Engine Room, pick up Laser Pistol, eat Ration Bar. Go to Engine Room, pick up Laser Pistol, eat Ration Bar. Go to Ration Bar, pick up Engine Room, eat Laser Pistol." *swallow* "Oops..."

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock: Enter Engine room. Pick up Beamsaber, Laser Pistol, and add 86 gold coins to my Container.

Eat my newly-gained Ration Bar

Result: 4 - Success

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock takes his pick of the loot, and eats a Ration Bar, regaining 1 HP.

SpaceDude Kol: I go to the engine room, then take the coins from the purse and put them into my container. Then I pick up the beamsaber.

Result: 5 - Epic Success

SpaceDude Kol walks up to SpaceEngineer Keldoclock. Using mild death threats, he convinces SpaceEngineer Keldoclock to hand over the Beamsaber and all his Gold.

Lord Aoffan: I pick up the two swords and tie them together along with my current sword using the belt I have obviously been wearing this whole time. Triple sword ftw!

Maybe it will make a better butcher tool.

Result: 1 - Epic Fail

Lord Aoffan takes off his Belt, picks up the Swords, and gets to work. But he tightens the Belt too hard around the Swords, and with a springy noise they are sent flying across the room. To add insult to injury, Lord Aoffan's Pants (lacking a Belt to support them) falls off.

Mastah Coximind is still sitting around in the kitchen.

The following items are in the corridor:
Sir Naussica's Corpse

The following items are in the engine room:
Sah Ross' Corpse (3/6)
Spaceman Brik's Corpse
3 Swords
2 Diamonds
1 Belt
1 Pair Of Pants
1 Laser Pistol
1 Ration Bars
1 Infinity Sword Map
1 Table Chunk
1 Purse
1 Container

Lord Aoffan
HP: 1/8
Combat Damage: D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Loyal Dog Wearing Bone Dog Armor, Suit Of Armor (4/6), 6 The Running Spider's Eyes, Lifelike Decoy, Mysterious Device (00:57:59), Purse With 6 Living Pieces Of Food and Purse With 20 Gold Coins

Mastah Coximind
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: D6/D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: 2 Daggers, Longbow, Quiver With 20 Arrows, Spaceman Helmet (3/6), Leather Armor, Shield, Lighter and Hairspray (1/6)

Sir Warhead
HP: 4/8
Combat damage: D6/2D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: Sword, Two-handed Axe, Laser Pistol (In Stomach) Shield, Suit Of Armor, Diamond and 2 Purses With 10 Gold Coins Each

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock
HP: 3/6
Combat damage: 1
Inventory: Small Robot and Container

SpaceDude Kol
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: D6/2D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Beamsaber, Medkit and Container With 106 Gold Coins

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:12 am

After a few turns, the laser pistol should move to Warhead's intestines, then his rectum, then eventually in the back of his pants.

Post by **Keldoclock** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:35 pm

I inspect the room and see if I can use my SpaceEngineerness to find a way to turn on the engines or at least gather some information about the ship.

Also, Warhead should be able to fire ass-lazers.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:00 am

"Go to Engine Room, pick up Laser Pistol, eat Ration Bar. Go to Engine Room, pick up Laser Pistol, eat Ration Bar. Go to Ration Bar, pick up Engine Room, eat Laser Pistol." *swallow* "Oops..."

Hehehehe, I couldn't help but laugh. Can I shoop de wooop?

Post by **Arkbrik** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:52 am

Try, and you'll find out.

Post by **aoffan23** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:23 pm

Oh fer Pete's sake...

I pull my pants up, put my belt back on, go get the ration bar, and nom it.

Then I go over to the swords, and this time try to weld them together with my laser pistol.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:00 pm

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!*

*PLOP!*

...that'll be a no then. Where the hell is that smell of bacon coming from?

Post by **casundrud** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:35 pm

I follow anyone who's going somewhere.

Post by **Arkbrik** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:56 am

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock: I inspect the room and see if I can use my SpaceEngineerness to find a way to turn on the engines or at least gather some information about the ship.

Result: 4 - Success

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock tries to remember who he was and what this ship was doing. From the noise in this room (mentioned before he joined the party) he understands that the engines are already on, probably running on autopilot. He remembers that there was something very important about this ship... but a disaster happened...

Lord Aoffan: Oh fer Pete's sake...

I pull my pants up, put my belt back on, go get the ration bar, and nom it.

Then I go over to the swords, and this time try to weld them together with my laser pistol.

Result: 2 - Fail

Lord Aoffan enjoys the fresh air around his intimate parts.

Sir Warhead: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!
*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!* *PLOP!*

...that'll be a no then. Where the hell is that smell of bacon coming from?

Result: 1 - Epic Fail

The Laser Pistol moves into Sir Warhead's intestines... and gets stuck. He'll better find a way to remove it before his next meal.

Spaceman Kol: I follow anyone who's going somewhere.

Result: 5 - Epic Success

But no one is going anywhere! Epic Success nullified!

GM's Advice: Read through the thread and see what has happened to other players that attempted to "follow everyone"

Mastah Coximind is hibernating or something. The rest of the group has no idea because they can't see him.

The following items are in the corridor:
Sir Naussica's Corpse

The following items are in the engine room:
Sah Ross' Corpse (3/6)
Spaceman Brik's Corpse
3 Swords
2 Diamonds
1 Belt
1 Pair Of Pants
1 Laser Pistol
1 Ration Bars
1 Infinity Sword Map
1 Table Chunk
1 Purse
1 Container

Lord Aoffan
HP: 1/8
Combat Damage: D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Loyal Dog Wearing Bone Dog Armor, Suit Of Armor (4/6), 6 The Running Spider's Eyes, Lifelike Decoy, Mysterious Device (00:57:51), Purse With 6 Living Pieces Of Food and Purse With 20 Gold Coins

Mastah Coximind
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: D6/D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: 2 Daggers, Longbow, Quiver With 20 Arrows, Spaceman Helmet (3/6), Leather Armor, Shield, Lighter and Hairspray (1/6)

Sir Warhead
HP: 4/8
Combat damage: D6/2D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: Sword, Two-handed Axe, Laser Pistol (Stuck In Intestines) Shield, Suit Of Armor, Diamond and 2 Purses With 10 Gold Coins Each

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock
HP: 3/6
Combat damage: 1
Inventory: Small Robot and Container

SpaceDude Kol
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: D6/2D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Beamsaber, Medkit and Container With 106 Gold Coins

Post by **Keldoclock** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:34 am

I pick up the laser pistol and the pair of pants. I wield the pistol and wear the pants around my neck as a cape.