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Post by suemac3000 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:16 pm

I'll just tell this one joke and get out. Then you can post it anywhere else on the forum yourself. By the way, Scottie knows it. I learned it from Hubby, who learned it from his brother. :P
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Post by suemac3000 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:15 am

[quote="Rev. Sylvanus" * - Who are you? A dashing young man of German descent living in the worst state of the Union. You can call me Rev.}

I guessing New Jersey. Cesspool of the US in my experience. :cry:
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Post by DFZapRowsdower » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:48 am

(Who are you?) I am Zap Rowsdower, last member of a long-defunct tribe (DF), lurker of the BrikWars forums and wannabe warlord. Also, I write history.

(Do you live with your mom?) I did that for long enough, then moved 3,000 miles away. Haven't read enough of these pages to know if "no, I live with YOUR mom" has been done before. If not, then that.

(Where do you come from?) A place of terrific originality- behold the copy and paste! I'm in sunny southern California, but most of my briks live where I grew up, in NY.

(What is your quest?) To build and field an army of unstoppable Death, to cackle maniacally every time a fig tears into another with an OTC, and to stop spending so much time reading forum battles- it's really cutting into my work time!

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Post by Hoboman » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:58 am

Welcome DFZapRowsdower.

Good to see another SoCal member on the forum.
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Post by stubby » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:07 am

DFZapRowsdower wrote:Haven't read enough of these pages to know if "no, I live with YOUR mom" has been done before. If not, then that.
On page one actually. It would have been the very first Introduce Yourself introduction if Waltah hadn't snuck in four minutes early.

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Post by BFenix » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:35 am

Welcome to the forum DFZapRowsdower! Remember to read the forum code and stuff...

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Post by RagnarokRose » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:46 am

Welcome to Hell, my fiend. I assume that (DF) comment means Dwarf Fortress? Or something else?
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Post by DFZapRowsdower » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:41 pm

There has been much speculation about the origins of the DF tag. Dwarf Fortress, Drivel Flamer, DeFenestrator, Daring Fig, Dapper Fireman, Dogged Fighter... For the purposes of BrikWars, I'm going to stick with Daring Fig. Any other suggestions?

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Post by stubby » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:05 pm

I'm pretty sure you're stuck with Dwarf Fortress. DF will only ever mean one thing around here.

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Post by RagnarokRose » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:08 pm

Eyup. Dwarf Fortress it is.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:57 pm

Hey look, we're about to reach page 100.
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Post by Natalya » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:15 pm

Yeah I see...
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Post by Natalya » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:15 pm

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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."

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Post by Natalya » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:16 pm

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Post by Natalya » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:16 pm

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