BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 9+

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Everybody gets married and lives in Pennsylvania.
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McBucks invades the BrikWars Universe.
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33%
BlockWorld is invaded by BrikWars inhabitants.
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Another faction enters the portal.
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The King takes over BlockWorld.
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BlockWorld is destroyed.
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Total votes: 6

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BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 9+

Post by RJ » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:28 am

I will go through Turn 9, 10, 11 and the epilogue in this one post.

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"Well, this has been fun, but I should probably get home."

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The Tourist walks towards the edge of the battlefield.

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Suddenly, The Luggage is jump attacked by Draak.

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He starts wrenching the lid open.

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Golden Crown energy explodes outwards.

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Meanwhile, RRDD beheads a Smug.

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Scorpinok-off suddenly gets a red light on his face.

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His arms fly off.

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Then the tail.

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The Scorpinok-off dies the death of an XBox.

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That doesn't explain why Coswell just fired at The Luggage.

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Draak and the Luggage are sent sprawling, but unmoved, is the Crown of BlockWorld.

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McBucks and Smug both fail to put down RRDD.

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Silverdream wrote:Walk around and kick peoples shins.
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Sadly, BlockWars does not promote cheating. They aren't even your legs Silver.

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Fenix tries to go supernova to melt the whole field in knowledge that the Crown would survive. However, Fenix has really rubbish rolls at all times.

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The Tourist runs over to the Lugggage. "No! My money!"

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The Luggage gets back up, raring to kick Draak's arse.

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However, The Tourist first wants to refill his money.

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This was a fatal mistake, as Draak is drawn to the Crown.

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As he wields it, radiation glows from his pores for a second.

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He walks over to the Tourist and asks if he would like a photo taken.

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But no, The Tourist left his camera with McBucks.

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RRDD uses his sabres to crawl along.

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He ends up pole-vaulting onto his face.

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Coswell fires at Fenix.

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The explosion is large but Fenix manages to jump at the right moment.

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McBucks picks up the camera.

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He throws it to the Tourist.

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Smug meanwhile, blasts the head off RRDD.

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In knowledge that he cannot raise the field himself, he calls down the meteor that he was born on.

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It is flying towards the field extremely fast.

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The Tourist takes the picture with Draak.

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He looks at the pictures he's taken. "What a holiday."

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He puts on his hat so he is ready to leave.

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Draak dives off the field.

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But he is being followed.

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Coswell fires again at Fenix.

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"Strange, to die at the hands of fire."

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Fenix is sent back to the oblivion he escaped from before.

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McBucks and Smug rush towards the Tourist.

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A teleport activates, capturing the Luggage and The Tourist.

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"But... I wanted to go home..."

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Suddenly, Wai Lin hotwires the Mech.

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He raises and arm triumphantly.

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The Space/Adventurer breaks it off.

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He watches as the meteor hits below him.

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This is what the field looked like just before it was destroyed.

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So there you have it.
Crown Wielder: Draak Kaard Jr.
Survivors: McBucks, Private Smug #2, The Tourist, The Luggage, The Dalek, The Rock Troll, The Space/Time Adventurer, The King

However, the battle isn't the end.

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The quartet are transported to McBucks base of operations.

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The Smug leaves with the weapons and armour, leaving McBucks to talk.

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"You may be wondering why I brought you with me."

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"I already have an infinite army."

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"But I want this..."

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The Luggage rears up to attack.

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It is pacified by: "Mr T. Khan. How nice of you to join us. Mr Khan is another foreigner."

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Draak stumbles through the desert.

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He sees the King behind him, and he knows that it was all for nothing.

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The King attacks Draak with his sword.

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And Draak disappears from existence into the Ghost Realms. He has been replaced by the King.

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The Crown is left.

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As the King equips both the spectral and physical Crowns, a change occurs.

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"Well, this is certainly unexpected." says a voice that hasn't been used for several million years.

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"Mr Khan got here through a monolith portal. My scientists were experimenting with them when a crack appeared in the coupling."

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"In English, we have discovered a portal into the BrikWars Universe."

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"Well, mission complete, the Black Guardian is gone."

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"Oh Daniel," says the Black Guardian. "You have no idea."

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And just for the sake off it, here are the last words of Coswell as he disappeared into the molten battlefield.
"0, Sh1t."

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The final BlockWar chapter will be coming whenever in the future. For all you know, it may be preceded by a BlockBattle or two, but only if I feel like it.

As for McBucks, he has discovered a portal into the world of chaos that is the BrikWars Universe, so who knows what might come through, or who I send through?

Scrap the first paragraph, I'm doing a BlockWar Intermission.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?

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Post by Killer Karetsu » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:35 am

So the king won?
Well, at least I held the crown, even if only for a little while.
Extremely chaotic and brikwarsy I mean BLOCKWARSY battle.
Thank you.
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Post by Warhead » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:28 am

Excellent battle as always. Loved the ending foreshadowing. McBucks will march again! :D
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Post by RJ » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:42 am

Warhead wrote:Loved the ending foreshadowing.
Hope you don't mind the blatant use of the Terrorkhan.

Oh, and you won the battle KK, so I will probably be giving you the King in the next battle. samuelzz10, Warhead, Bragallot and Keldoclock will also get spaces because they realised that retreat is better than death chronological-wise.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?

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Post by BFenix » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:46 am

Bah, my fiery vengeance awaits! For the Crown will be mine!

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Post by FISH!!! » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:58 pm

Stupid short circuiting Robots... They were the last non-secret Faction standing though... I think...

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Post by RJ » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:12 am

Well, there was the Tourist. Then you, then the Dwarves.

EDIT: Actually, you draw with the dwarves since your last non-reinforcement troop died last turn.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?

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Post by naussica » Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:29 pm

Hmm... let's see what happened during my absence...

HOW THE HELL DID THE TOURIST SURVIVE!?

He must have frigging Chuck Norris powers or something. Props to whoever was playing him! :)

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