Capture

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:14 pm

I apologize for the shakiness off the pictures.

Log Code: Day 439- Base ID: 7788956- 'The Ashenburgh Research and Housing Bunker'- System: Orsa Maxii, outside of the Nyphilis Home system, Mining System owned by Nyphilis Empire
12:30 PM
Checking in.... Lord Warhead
Checking in.... Soldier: Lt. Vasques
Checking in.... Guest: Lord Vlad Von Krus
Checking in.... Guest: Soldier: Cpl. Neisse
12:31 PM
Checking in.... Guest: Soldier: Sgt. Arenhaur

Group auth. code: ********874

".... and as we come to the main chamber of the bunker, Lord Krus, you can see the main research facility..."

"Lord Warhead, Lord Krus, we have him!"

"Hmm?"

"We raided an escape convoy and hit the heaviest armed pod, and captured President Austin, a.k.a Lord Beluga, or Sir Pandora."

"Bring him to his knees, then, bounty hunter."

"Umph!"

"Very good... We shall execute him here."

"Ah, but wouldn't a public execution be all the better, Warhead? It shall show the trues might of the Immortal Alliance, show that we will prevail and go to any lengths to crush our enemies under the foot of the alliance."

"Hmm... Perhaps."

"Ah, there are the rest. We have a few 'Elite', who surrendered at the sight of our boarding party. We also have the General."

"Step forward, General. Which to kill first, which to kill first."

"You may kill us, but out empire will prevail!"

"SILENCE! That outburst is going to cost the life of your general. As for the 'Elites', take them to the surface and shoot them."

"Step forward. Now."

"Last words?"

"Wait! Use his own weapon!"

"DIE!"

"NOOOO!"

"Take him to housing while we wait for a gap in security to ship him out to homeland."

"Well then. Shall we leave our fleets here to take care of the rest with orbital strikes and ship out of Ashenburgh?"

"Yes, we are done here."

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:19 pm

oh, spicy.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:28 pm

The Pedo shall die!

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:38 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Lord of the Flies wrote:Kill The Pig, Slit his throat, Spill his blood!

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:31 am

You know what the greatest part is? He can't pull something out of his ass saying that he escaped flawlessly- because it's in pictures.

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:24 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:You know what the greatest part is? He can't pull something out of his ass saying that he escaped flawlessly- because it's in pictures.

The main reason I made this.

Post by **BFenix** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:32 pm

Lt. Krus wrote:
Ross_Varn wrote:You know what the greatest part is? He can't pull something out of his ass saying that he escaped flawlessly- because it's in pictures.
The main reason I made this.

You're the man Krus

Silverdream wrote:
Lord of the Flies wrote:Kill The Pig, Slit his throat, Spill his blood!

Let me rephrase this with a bit of 40k, ehem:

Burn the Pedo! Kill the n00b! Purge the beluga!

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:16 pm

@Krus: You've done what I wanted to do but couldn't due to time. I was going to have Dial'O'Death murder him in his cell and vanish. This is even better, although I'm a bit verbose these days. I think I'd just kill him out of hand without all the Drama. He's of no use dead or alive.

Silverdream wrote:
Lord of the Flies wrote:Kill The Pig, Slit his throat, Spill his blood!

I was thinking about Lord of the Flies earlier when all this began. Just remember who thought it would be fun to go trampling about the Hill and flaunt their posts in my face despite his banning. Many people never seem to remember the facts that don't conveniently affirm their preconceived prejudices. I just like to give people what I think they're asking for. Someone wants trouble, I have plenty to give.

Yes, I know I can incite people sometimes, I don't know why it happens, it just does. I do try to keep it down below murder though but I'm all for a Lego lynching.

Post by **solvess** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:17 pm

crush his anal dildo (weapon) into bits

Post by **Ogel96** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:45 pm

You're the man, Rick!

Post by **Natalya** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:08 am

Now hold on a second... You can't just kill someone else's sig fig. I don't care who it is, they have to be given a fair chance in a forum battle.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:10 am

Er, Nat?

We did.

http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... sc&start=0

The jackass wouldn't fecking quit pulling insta-solutions out of his ass, so we had to put him down- permanently.

Post by **Ex-Lep** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:35 am

this is wonderful work. im going to go mount one of those heads on a pike for my flagbearer.

Post by **Natalya** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:04 am

I need a tl:dr on that thread. I didn't read it because it doesn't look like a forum battle.

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:36 pm

Natalya wrote:Now hold on a second... You can't just kill someone else's sig fig. I don't care who it is, they have to be given a fair chance in a forum battle.

Well now, I think this may be the one thing to make me make one last forum battle...