A Certain Gaussian Surface

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by cleanupcrew » Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:18 pm

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Legislator Nakahara: Let us transition to the next germane topic of discussion. Dr. Liang, do you possess any commentary on the BBB’s use of Trattorian Recovery Forces?

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Dr. Liang: Despite our reservations on providing the Armed Forces with Trattoria’s advanced technology, the anomalous threats that the BBB and its TRFs face is far greater than that posed by other star nations. Thusly, the equipment provided to them is adequate for the task, with the additional proviso that they are supervised and controlled directly by the Science Department rather than by the Armed Forces leadership.

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Legislator Chang-Park: We don’t care what technology you give the TRFs—we care more about how you violated national sovereignties and the Legislative War Authorization Act numerous times. You deployed TRFs to targets in foreign nations without the advice and consent of either the Foreign Relations Department or the Legislative Committee on Foreign Relations, seriously endangering our political standing in the international community. We also learned about what shenanigans ensued before the Seven-Hour War—Procedure Aria constitutes grave treason against the Trattorian state. I hope you realize the gravity of the situation here, Dr. Liang.

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Legislator Gudiseva: And then there’s the use of this—General Axelrod. Hundreds of minifig rights violations, brutal murders, billions of dollars of collateral damage.
Legislator Charron: His methods are inefficient, wasteful, and utterly inconsiderate of the value of Trattorian property. The committee cannot believe you would go to these lengths.

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Dr. Liang: But he was effective. As was the rest of the TRFs, and the BBB as a whole. Yes, we had a breach of secrecy and a breach of containment, we’ve had breaches in our mandate, but ultimately, Trattoria still remains despite the many anomalous threats that have tried to effect otherwise.
Legislator Nakahara: Dr. Liang, please return to your seat.

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Dr. Liang: What do you...politicians, know of what lurks in the BrikVerse? How many of you have the physics and math background necessary to understand the Theory of Everything and its ramifications? Sure, you all have doctorates, but I’m smarter than any of you. I’m smarter than any one. This entitles me to make the best decisions for Trattoria.
Dr. Nakahara repeatedly bangs her gavel.
Legislator Nakahara: Dr. Liang, I am banging my gavel. This is a strong sign for you to return to your seat.

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Dr. Liang: These democratic institutions have thus far existed at my pleasure and patience, both of which have now come to an end.
Legislator Nakahara: Explain yourself, Dr. Liang!

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Silverdream » Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:46 pm

Finally, Liang's gonna bust a cap in their asses.
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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:48 pm

Oh shit.

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Scratch » Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:28 pm

Just when I thought all the droning was over, I learn it has just begun. :mrgreen:
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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Silent-sigfig » Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:54 pm

Scratch wrote:Just when I thought all the droning was over, I learn it has just begun. :mrgreen:

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Vami IV » Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:33 pm

Holy shit, Liang's just gone Siri.

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by loafofcheese » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:41 pm

More movie blockbusters need to have drone support in the penthouse office battle that inevitably ensues.
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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by BFenix » Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:24 pm

A wild drone appears!

That last scene was pretty awesome.
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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:27 pm

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Dr. Liang: Allow me.

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Legislator Nakahara: Do you consider this barbarism legal, or even rational? This treachery amounts to little more than terrorism.

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Dr. Liang: I have been wrong to skirt the issue for this long. The Science Department will stop feigning—Trattoria has always been dependent on its scientists, so perhaps the time has come to drop the veil and seize the crown of control we always had. Droids, prepare to execute the committee.
Legislator Nakahara: Those droids belong to the Legislature—droids, I order you to stand down!
Dr. Liang: You forget that I’m the administrator of the five Central AIs. I control anything computerized in Trattoria.

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Dr. Liang: So politicians, any last words you might want to spare? Perhaps, Dr. Nakahara, you should have taken up academia and teaching as a second career instead.

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This is TRF-00015 (“Smartest Guys in the Room”) porting in, shove all Legislators to safety and protect them with our shields.
Dr. Pang: Well, Dr. Liang, for someone so paranoid of treachery you yourself lack loyalty.
Dr. Liang: I fear no one. And now you’re the one playing the hero, Dr. Pang?

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Dr. Pang: It was the most convenient role to play, as you might see, good doctor. Even as Chief Scientist, your career is finished, unless you plan to pen mathematical treatises from the dilapidated floor of a detainment cell.

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Dr. Liang: This isn’t over yet, Dr. Pang.

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Dr. Liang: This just marks the beginning of a new, glorious era of scientific rule!

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:06 am

Lovin' this stuff.

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Brikguy0410 » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:27 pm

so, doctor liang has gone completly insane, and now (just geussing) will lead some sort of terrorist organization/shawdow government/ evil (well, eviler) trattoria?

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Vami IV » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:08 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:So, doctor Liang has gone completely insane, and now (just guessing) will lead some sort of terrorist organization/shadow government/ evil (well, eviler) Trattoria?
I think this is the most likely scenario. Colette is rather predictable, after all. We all knew what was going to happen when Siri went rogue.

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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by loafofcheese » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:44 pm

Gives me an excuse for a corporate infiltration soap, so whatever.
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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by stubby » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:22 pm

I hope Liang manages to ally with Siri somehow.

Yeah, I know Siri is supposed to be dead. That never stopped anybody.

It would be apropos if Siri lived on as one of the central AIs.
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Re: A Certain Gaussian Surface

Post by Zupponn » Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:46 pm

stubby wrote:I hope Liang manages to ally with Siri somehow.

Yeah, I know Siri is supposed to be dead. That never stopped anybody.

It would be apropos if Siri lived on as one of the central AIs.
And then surprise! Siri is Pedonuker!
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