Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

[Tzan]

I've knocked over your dominos like a house of cards.

[Kommander Ken]

Oh man. This plot's more twisted than my math teacher.

Good stuff!

[Silverdream]

Colette: Scratch? Now you betray me? Or is this one of Silverdream's practical jokes.

Silverdream: I order you to stand down Scratch. Whatever you're doing doesn't matter, I think Colette is willing to negotiate.



Scratch: You, order me? Neither of you understand, I'm going to be the new boss of the Czat. There's no point in fighting, because the pieces are already put away. No final act, the curtains are already down. Pack up your bags, because it's closing time.



Silverdream: But you couldn't hit a Silvadream. Even with extra power, you're still weak.



Scratch: FEEL MY GREEN KILOMETERS, AND THIS TIME I KNOW I'LL HIT BECAUSE I INSTALLED AIMBOT!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: We hear and obey.



Black Dog the Destroyer: SILVERDREAM! NO!



Silverdream: Black Dog... His attack was surprisingly effective. I'll be fine, Colette took the brunt of it.

Black Dog the Destroyer: Don't try to speak. I just want you to know you're like a father to me. Everything I've done, it's all been directly inspired by you.

Silverdream: I know.

[Theblackdog]

100% accurate.

[Kommander Ken]

100% emotional.

[Overwatch_Elite]

100% erotic

[Tzan]

100% AIMBOT

[loafofcheese]

Next year in cinemas, Overwatch 4: 100% Awesome, 100% Erotic, 100% Aimbot.

[Silverdream]

Silvadream: you're fuckin dead colette i'm going to kill u until you don't want to be alive and then Iim going to not kill u so u can suffer because your a fucking bitch. If you were a animal, youd be a bitch. if you were a comic book youd be bitchie bitch. if you were a fictional charcter youd be bitch from the Worm sereis.



Silvadream: Where am I? Who are you?



Shadow the Scythe Master: I'm the pretty prince of parties.

Silvadream: SRSLY? Where are we? my thoery is that it's a different dimension with



Shadow the Scythe Master: Ah, let me introduce myself, Chappe. I am Shadow the Scythe Master, the old Admin of the Brikverse Czat. I've been trapped here for who knows how long, getting drunk on fukken rum with my wife. Have you met my daughters?

Silvadream: good good good GAWD! IT'S SO OBVIOUS WAT COLETTE HAS DONE! HE HAS TRAPPED HIM IN HIS OWN EGO, MAKING HIM INTO A DELUSIONAL AND TRAPPED QUANTUM SURFER! Also, where are we?



Shadow the Scythe Master: Oh, now I remember! Colette tricked me, forced me into my own inebriation aura, and stole my powers by absorbing me into her breasts! Otherwise I would have tried really hard to escape.



Silvadream: HOLY SHIEEET! COLETTE DOESN'T WEAR A BRA!

[The Shadowscythe]

Yes. This is exactly how it happened.

All of it. Ever.

[Silverdream]

Black Dog the Destroyer: Colette! Noooooooooo.

Silverdream: Don't worry, she still exists. If Scratch had erased her from existence, we wouldn't even remember her.



Silverdream: Told you.

Colette: Now Scratch, you're really starting to bother me. Now I have to take time away from plotting and math in order to come up with a proper punishment.

Scratch: Quantums, attack!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: For Scratch!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Scratch, I've failed you.

Scratch: GREEN KILOMETERS!





Silverdream: I won't let you punish Scratch, he was just betraying you because I betrayed you because you betrayed us!

Black Dog the Destroyer: Take this, and that, and one of these!



Scratch is paralyzed by fear. He cannot hope to defend against Ultimate Colette.



Colette: Should I form my stomach into a universe that creates anti-Scratch acid the more you use your powers? What if I turn you into a graphing calculator, and force you to serve me for all eternity? Maybe I'll just wear you like a pair of earrings.



Scratch: You're a fool Colette, I was never powerless! That wasn't even my full strength Green Kilometers. Now I've got you in a position where you're incapable of dodging. I know the source of your powers, and this was my plan all along.



Scratch: Don't fuck with the mob.



Colette's fake boobs fall out.



Silvadream: FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!



Shadow the Scythe Master: Alright gents, now that all that titty shit is behind me, let's party!



Scratch: Alright, I'm thinking we should have a temporary alliance where we take down Colette, and then me and Silverdream can solve this with a rap battle.

Black Dog the Destroyer: Wait, I was going to betray you guys too. We should have a three way battle.

Scratch: Really?

Black Dog the Destroyer: No. Also, you guys deal with Silvadream and Shadow, maybe we can get them on our side. I'll hold off Colette.

Silverdream: You sure? Colette's much more powerful than she was before. We could always send in the Quantums.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I don't know if we could hold Colette off. We like you all equally, which makes it hard to pick sides.

Scratch: Aww, Quantum.



Shadow the Scythe Master: Shut up, lads. Let's get fukken drunk XD

Shadow the Scythe Master's ego takes power from how inebriated he feels, and makes others feel inebriated as well. Because of this, he's one of the hardest Quantum Surfers to fight.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: So dizzy.



Black Dog the Destroyer: I mustn't run away.



Black Dog the Destroyer: Fight me, you oversized rabbit!



Shadow the Scythe Master: Par-tay?

Silvadream: No time, i have to avenge or save my spicy big boob gf.



Shadow the Scythe Master: You have a girlfriend? I bet she's so ugly she wears a mask, or maybe she's really deformed and has scars all over her body. I bet she makes the FBI look like a supermodel.



Silvadream: Her breasts sway with the weight of heaven and her face is as beautiful as a sunset by the riverside and her mask is only to hide her beauty



Now, two great Quantum Surfers collide. Silvadream, the unpredictable force. Shadow the Scythe Master, the unannoyable object.

[The Shadowscythe]

Sweet zombah jaysus this be awesome.

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RIP Colette's fake boobs.
wb overv's massive rack

[Kommander Ken]

Anyone else addicted to this soap?

[Zupponn]

This GIF is the best GIF.