Of Orks and Orcs
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Of Orks and Orcs
A small group of soldiers from the kingdom of Northeros in an unexplored region of Medivo
Whiny Crossbowman: "We've been on the run for 3 days since the battle, can't we take a brake?"
Soldier: "Not yet. We only just escaped the orks. That hooded stranger summoned a portal and we had no choice but
to run through it to get away from them. we were outnumbered 5 to 1,and it was a hasty decision. Looking
back, it was a mistake. They followed us through and we got separated from the rest of the troop. I think
we've lost them but you can never be to sure.
Whiny Crossbowman: "c'mon just a 10 minute brake."
Ork: HUMEEZ! GET EM BOYZ!
Soldier:
Little did the soldiers and orks know, they were being spied on.
Orc 1: "Some Humans are over there, get the raiding party ready."
Orc 2: "Wot about those green things? Wot were they?"
Orc 1: "Dunno, but they don't look as annoying as Humans. Ignore the green ones, i have an idea for them.
Orc 2: "hey you bums! There are some Humans over there. Get ready to raid them, They gots weapons
Orc 3: "Lets do it!"
Orc 4: "Been forever since we raided some knights!"
Orc 3: "You idiot we raided some Knights just last week."
Orc 4: "Oh, Yeah..."
Captain Dunwin: "We've had a report of an orc raid here on a small squad of soldiers last week. Were here to track the
raiding party down and kill them, so get ready for a fight!"
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Turn 1
Orks
3 of the Orks sprint while 3 of the orks don't.
This Ork makes it just far enough to kill the first Soldier. Another Ork sprints far enough as well but...
He critfails, tripping onto the knights sword. Roll for damage... 6.
Northeros Soldiers
The Soldier in front moves over and stabs the Ork with the giant halberd after a missed reaction from him.
This Soldier also attacks an Ork, but not enough damage. The Whiny Crossbowman tries to shoot the Ork also,
but breaks his crossbow.
Whiny Crossbowman: Hey guys, I see some more Soldiers over there. It must be another patrol!
Orcs
Little does he realize that some Orcs are waiting right behind the rubble. They decide to wait it out and see how things
between the greenskins and the soldiers go.
The Orcs also hear the Crossbowman's shout and look over and see the new patrol that has shown up.
Orc 1: More Humans! Go stall them!
The Orcs move towards the new group of Soldiers. Some sprint and some don't to avoid confusion.
One of the Orcs gut a Spearman.
Patrol
Captain Durwin performs a herioc action bashing two of the Orcs. He manages to roll ten inches of knockback.
Sadly the damage isn't enough and they both survive.
He then moves over to the other group of Orcs, but again the damage isn't high enough.
The rest of the Soldiers move over and support him, but again not enough damage. In the
background a Spearman stabs an Orc.
Turn 2
Orks
The Orks who had hung behind dash forward and perform a combined attack.
Splat! The Soldier's head turns to mush.
Northeros Soldiers
The Whiny Crossbowman makes a run for the much safer side of the map.
The other Soldier tries to leave close combat but gets cut down. The first soldier still has blood spraying out his neck.
Orcs
The Orcs finally decide to make their move after all the humans have died off.
Orc 1: You greenskins smash humans good. Our chief will want to see you. Follow us, we have lots of meat and more
chances for slaughtering humans if you do.
The Orks roar their guttural pleasure. What more does an Ork need besides food and slaughter?
Meanwhile the Orcs on the other side of the map fail to accomplish much.
One of the Orcs going to attack a Spearman slips and falls on his own mace. Damage roll... 6
Only one of the attacking Orcs manages to do something. He attacks the hero but Durwin is saved
by a red-shirting swordsman. The Orc on the ground just Critfailed.
Patrol
3 of the Soldiers team up to finish an Orc.
Meanwhile the Orcs and Orks on the other side of the map leave the battlefield.
Not Pictured: Durwin gets up.
Northeros Soldiers
The Whiny Crossbowman goes to pick up a spear off of a dead Soldier and join the brawl, when he sees the soldiers uniform.
WC: I've never seen this kind of uniform before... I don't even think it's from the kingdom of Northeros.
Orcs
Didn't even bother to take a picture. the Orcs don't do anything but critfail.
Patrol
The Soldiers finish off the last of the Orcs and drag their bodies into a pile, ready to be burned.
Then they turn on their Crossbowman friend while he takes up a defensive stance.
Durwin: Relax, were not gonna hurt you. Where do you come from.
WC: I'm a Soldier from the kingdom of Northeros, Who are you?
Durwin: I'm captain Durwin, of the Kingdom of Eastillia.
Meanwhile, a couple of days later up in the mountains.
Orc 1:Chief, look what we found!
Orc Chief: What are those....
Orc 1: Call themselves Orks. They're a little savage, but excellent fighters. They fought harder and better than
our dead raiding party against some soldiers.
Orc Chief: Your sure it was safe to bring them here? What if someone followed us, or if they want to fight us?
Orc 1: Nah, they're way to dumb for that, and we weren't followed, the raiding party made sure of that.
Orc Chief: This is perfect then. Now we have enough troops to go head to head with those Eastillian Fools.
Whiny Crossbowman: "We've been on the run for 3 days since the battle, can't we take a brake?"
Soldier: "Not yet. We only just escaped the orks. That hooded stranger summoned a portal and we had no choice but
to run through it to get away from them. we were outnumbered 5 to 1,and it was a hasty decision. Looking
back, it was a mistake. They followed us through and we got separated from the rest of the troop. I think
we've lost them but you can never be to sure.
Whiny Crossbowman: "c'mon just a 10 minute brake."
Ork: HUMEEZ! GET EM BOYZ!
Soldier:
Little did the soldiers and orks know, they were being spied on.
Orc 1: "Some Humans are over there, get the raiding party ready."
Orc 2: "Wot about those green things? Wot were they?"
Orc 1: "Dunno, but they don't look as annoying as Humans. Ignore the green ones, i have an idea for them.
Orc 2: "hey you bums! There are some Humans over there. Get ready to raid them, They gots weapons
Orc 3: "Lets do it!"
Orc 4: "Been forever since we raided some knights!"
Orc 3: "You idiot we raided some Knights just last week."
Orc 4: "Oh, Yeah..."
Captain Dunwin: "We've had a report of an orc raid here on a small squad of soldiers last week. Were here to track the
raiding party down and kill them, so get ready for a fight!"
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Turn 1
Orks
3 of the Orks sprint while 3 of the orks don't.
This Ork makes it just far enough to kill the first Soldier. Another Ork sprints far enough as well but...
He critfails, tripping onto the knights sword. Roll for damage... 6.
Northeros Soldiers
The Soldier in front moves over and stabs the Ork with the giant halberd after a missed reaction from him.
This Soldier also attacks an Ork, but not enough damage. The Whiny Crossbowman tries to shoot the Ork also,
but breaks his crossbow.
Whiny Crossbowman: Hey guys, I see some more Soldiers over there. It must be another patrol!
Orcs
Little does he realize that some Orcs are waiting right behind the rubble. They decide to wait it out and see how things
between the greenskins and the soldiers go.
The Orcs also hear the Crossbowman's shout and look over and see the new patrol that has shown up.
Orc 1: More Humans! Go stall them!
The Orcs move towards the new group of Soldiers. Some sprint and some don't to avoid confusion.
One of the Orcs gut a Spearman.
Patrol
Captain Durwin performs a herioc action bashing two of the Orcs. He manages to roll ten inches of knockback.
Sadly the damage isn't enough and they both survive.
He then moves over to the other group of Orcs, but again the damage isn't high enough.
The rest of the Soldiers move over and support him, but again not enough damage. In the
background a Spearman stabs an Orc.
Turn 2
Orks
The Orks who had hung behind dash forward and perform a combined attack.
Splat! The Soldier's head turns to mush.
Northeros Soldiers
The Whiny Crossbowman makes a run for the much safer side of the map.
The other Soldier tries to leave close combat but gets cut down. The first soldier still has blood spraying out his neck.
Orcs
The Orcs finally decide to make their move after all the humans have died off.
Orc 1: You greenskins smash humans good. Our chief will want to see you. Follow us, we have lots of meat and more
chances for slaughtering humans if you do.
The Orks roar their guttural pleasure. What more does an Ork need besides food and slaughter?
Meanwhile the Orcs on the other side of the map fail to accomplish much.
One of the Orcs going to attack a Spearman slips and falls on his own mace. Damage roll... 6
Only one of the attacking Orcs manages to do something. He attacks the hero but Durwin is saved
by a red-shirting swordsman. The Orc on the ground just Critfailed.
Patrol
3 of the Soldiers team up to finish an Orc.
Meanwhile the Orcs and Orks on the other side of the map leave the battlefield.
Not Pictured: Durwin gets up.
Northeros Soldiers
The Whiny Crossbowman goes to pick up a spear off of a dead Soldier and join the brawl, when he sees the soldiers uniform.
WC: I've never seen this kind of uniform before... I don't even think it's from the kingdom of Northeros.
Orcs
Didn't even bother to take a picture. the Orcs don't do anything but critfail.
Patrol
The Soldiers finish off the last of the Orcs and drag their bodies into a pile, ready to be burned.
Then they turn on their Crossbowman friend while he takes up a defensive stance.
Durwin: Relax, were not gonna hurt you. Where do you come from.
WC: I'm a Soldier from the kingdom of Northeros, Who are you?
Durwin: I'm captain Durwin, of the Kingdom of Eastillia.
Meanwhile, a couple of days later up in the mountains.
Orc 1:Chief, look what we found!
Orc Chief: What are those....
Orc 1: Call themselves Orks. They're a little savage, but excellent fighters. They fought harder and better than
our dead raiding party against some soldiers.
Orc Chief: Your sure it was safe to bring them here? What if someone followed us, or if they want to fight us?
Orc 1: Nah, they're way to dumb for that, and we weren't followed, the raiding party made sure of that.
Orc Chief: This is perfect then. Now we have enough troops to go head to head with those Eastillian Fools.
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Awesome battle! Always awesome to see more people getting into Medivo.
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Holy shit you have a lot of gundabads
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I agree (not concur), that is a tidy collection of orcs.
Worst (and best). Death. Ever.One of the Orcs going to attack a Spearman slips and falls on his own mace. Damage roll... 6
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Enjoyed this very much.
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This was really good, I am looking forwards to your next stuff.
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Continued......
With an army sizable enough to go head to head with the kingdom, the Orcs and Orks Begin their assault on a border outpost. This Particular outpost has not fallen to a raid by anyone for many decades.
They have 8 Orcs Equipped with small swords/maces, 4 Orc size 1 Crossbowmen, 4 Orks with Medium Halberds, 2 Orks with Heavy Mega-Halberds, 2 Orc Earth Shaman, a small ballista equipped with size 1 Explosives, and the Orc Chief as their Hero.
The Defending Soldiers have 8 Swordsman with small swords, 4 size 1 Crossbowmen, 4 medium Spear-men, 2 Heavy Pike-men.
They are led by General Varus Hammer as their Hero. They are a little bit outnumbered.
Varus: Listen up Orc scum! This outpost hasn't been taken for several decades
before i was put in charge, and i'm not about to let that change today.
Orc Chief: Hah! You make me laugh puny Human. Tough talk for someone hiding behind a pile of armor!
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Orcs
They rolled higher for initiative so they go first.
Both side squads of Orcs move up, but don't want to deal with response actions so they don't sprint.
(house rule, team that doesn't have initiative starts with response actions.)
The Ork Mega-Halberds have no such reservations though, and splatter some knights.
The rest of the forces move up.
The Orc chief charges in with a heroic action in mind.
Success! He boots Varus's shield 7 inches away.
He then bops Varus on the head but doesn't have enough damage.
Varus's forces
One of the Spear-men charges forward, impaling one Orc and disrupting another.
The other Spear-man doesn't have such luck though and is parried.
Varus attempts to send The Chief flying back into his forces but it doesn't work out.
He backs up to the gate. The Chief rolls crap on his free attack.
The Group of Swords-men join him outside while the Pike-men guard the
gate to keep people from sneaking around to the archers.
The Orks attempt the same trick as last round, but fail the skill checks this time.
One is cut down by a counter-attack.
Two Orcs go to a attack a Spear-man but one drops his mace and trips over it.
The other Orc is able to do enough damage though,
A mix of Orks and Orcs charge at the Swords-men.
Only one Ork manages a kill.
The Orc Earth shamans try to summon some Quicksand.
It works! Two soldiers become stuck in the sand. They will fall deeper into the
sand and die if nobody pulls them out.
The Crossbowmen on the other side attempt to shoot down the sprinting Spear-man
Skillcheck fail.
The two small weapons Orcs have better luck.
The rest of the troops move out of the middle. What are the doing?
Clearing the way for the ballista! The two Orcs skillcheck...
One critfail, one crit success, so the shot goes off, but the ballista is sent flying from recoil.
It only disrupts 3 soldiers.
The Chief switches weapons and prepares another Heroic action.
He performs a trickshot with his throwing axe! It kills one knight and slams into Varus.
Who rolls a 1 on his redshirt....
Varus's troops
The Swords-men charge forward, slaying 2 Orks, one critfailing in the process.
The Crossbowmen on the walls take shots but they amount to nothing.
The Crossbowmen on the other side do even worse. One misses while the other
critfails and impales himself on the sword of a soldier below.
The Pikemen Flee, their excuse being that they have to warn the kingdom that the Orcs have attacked
Their outpost and killed Varus.
Everyone else being dead around them, the soldiers in the mud
sink deeper in and drown. (do you drown in quicksand?)
Orcs
The Orc chief prepares another herioc action, dashing at a group of soldiers.
He kills 2 and disrupts 1.
Some more Orcs and Orks attack another knight.
The splatter him across a couple inches of grass.
The Shamans try to be useful but fail.
Some more Orcs shoot up another Crossbowman on the wall.
The rest charge into the outpost.
Varus's Troops
The last two Soldiers on the field attempt to do something before their inevitable death comes,
and take shots on the Orc Chief.
Who redshirts.
An Ork and an Orc charge up and shove the Crossbowmen off of the wall.
They survive the small fall damage, but the Chief winds up...
Chop!
The battle ends. The Orcs take the outpost as a stronghold to begin the invasion.
Carnage Overwatch.
Close up of the carnage.
I didn't think the soldiers would lose this bad...
Varus is like the worst hero ever though. He didn't even have a kill. Meanwhile,
the Orc chief is rolling tens like it's nothing. Anyways got one more battle planned for this thread,
should be up some time this week.
With an army sizable enough to go head to head with the kingdom, the Orcs and Orks Begin their assault on a border outpost. This Particular outpost has not fallen to a raid by anyone for many decades.
They have 8 Orcs Equipped with small swords/maces, 4 Orc size 1 Crossbowmen, 4 Orks with Medium Halberds, 2 Orks with Heavy Mega-Halberds, 2 Orc Earth Shaman, a small ballista equipped with size 1 Explosives, and the Orc Chief as their Hero.
The Defending Soldiers have 8 Swordsman with small swords, 4 size 1 Crossbowmen, 4 medium Spear-men, 2 Heavy Pike-men.
They are led by General Varus Hammer as their Hero. They are a little bit outnumbered.
Varus: Listen up Orc scum! This outpost hasn't been taken for several decades
before i was put in charge, and i'm not about to let that change today.
Orc Chief: Hah! You make me laugh puny Human. Tough talk for someone hiding behind a pile of armor!
Overwatch
Orcs
They rolled higher for initiative so they go first.
Both side squads of Orcs move up, but don't want to deal with response actions so they don't sprint.
(house rule, team that doesn't have initiative starts with response actions.)
The Ork Mega-Halberds have no such reservations though, and splatter some knights.
The rest of the forces move up.
The Orc chief charges in with a heroic action in mind.
Success! He boots Varus's shield 7 inches away.
He then bops Varus on the head but doesn't have enough damage.
Varus's forces
One of the Spear-men charges forward, impaling one Orc and disrupting another.
The other Spear-man doesn't have such luck though and is parried.
Varus attempts to send The Chief flying back into his forces but it doesn't work out.
He backs up to the gate. The Chief rolls crap on his free attack.
The Group of Swords-men join him outside while the Pike-men guard the
gate to keep people from sneaking around to the archers.
The Orks attempt the same trick as last round, but fail the skill checks this time.
One is cut down by a counter-attack.
Two Orcs go to a attack a Spear-man but one drops his mace and trips over it.
The other Orc is able to do enough damage though,
A mix of Orks and Orcs charge at the Swords-men.
Only one Ork manages a kill.
The Orc Earth shamans try to summon some Quicksand.
It works! Two soldiers become stuck in the sand. They will fall deeper into the
sand and die if nobody pulls them out.
The Crossbowmen on the other side attempt to shoot down the sprinting Spear-man
Skillcheck fail.
The two small weapons Orcs have better luck.
The rest of the troops move out of the middle. What are the doing?
Clearing the way for the ballista! The two Orcs skillcheck...
One critfail, one crit success, so the shot goes off, but the ballista is sent flying from recoil.
It only disrupts 3 soldiers.
The Chief switches weapons and prepares another Heroic action.
He performs a trickshot with his throwing axe! It kills one knight and slams into Varus.
Who rolls a 1 on his redshirt....
Varus's troops
The Swords-men charge forward, slaying 2 Orks, one critfailing in the process.
The Crossbowmen on the walls take shots but they amount to nothing.
The Crossbowmen on the other side do even worse. One misses while the other
critfails and impales himself on the sword of a soldier below.
The Pikemen Flee, their excuse being that they have to warn the kingdom that the Orcs have attacked
Their outpost and killed Varus.
Everyone else being dead around them, the soldiers in the mud
sink deeper in and drown. (do you drown in quicksand?)
Orcs
The Orc chief prepares another herioc action, dashing at a group of soldiers.
He kills 2 and disrupts 1.
Some more Orcs and Orks attack another knight.
The splatter him across a couple inches of grass.
The Shamans try to be useful but fail.
Some more Orcs shoot up another Crossbowman on the wall.
The rest charge into the outpost.
Varus's Troops
The last two Soldiers on the field attempt to do something before their inevitable death comes,
and take shots on the Orc Chief.
Who redshirts.
An Ork and an Orc charge up and shove the Crossbowmen off of the wall.
They survive the small fall damage, but the Chief winds up...
Chop!
The battle ends. The Orcs take the outpost as a stronghold to begin the invasion.
Carnage Overwatch.
Close up of the carnage.
I didn't think the soldiers would lose this bad...
Varus is like the worst hero ever though. He didn't even have a kill. Meanwhile,
the Orc chief is rolling tens like it's nothing. Anyways got one more battle planned for this thread,
should be up some time this week.
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Bad guys win. Nice.
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Varus was cowardly and backed up from battle. Therefore, the Brikwar Gods punished him for his actions.
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Re: Of Orks and Orcs
Damn, those orks/orcs kick ass.
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Ah yes this forum needs more old good Orc-themed carnage! FOR THE HORDE!
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Nice. But where was the crazy throwing machines?
Like how wierd stuff happened too.
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