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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

Post by Zupponn » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:46 am

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Post by Natalya » Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:07 am

I hate pushy men like that. But at least he was (mostly) kind.

One time (spring 2013) I was at this bar and this guy like grabs me by the shoulder and is all like, "Oh you are so beautiful you should be a model, I want to photograph you blah blah" and like he had the worst unkempt facial hair ever and he was all super close to me and I could feel the spit particles coming out of his mouth landing on me it was disgusting. My friends saved me by getting in his way. Props to them.
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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

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Natalya wrote:I hate pushy men like that. But at least he was (mostly) kind.

One time (spring 2013) I was at this bar and this guy like grabs me by the shoulder and is all like, "Oh you are so beautiful you should be a model, I want to photograph you blah blah" and like he had the worst unkempt facial hair ever and he was all super close to me and I could feel the spit particles coming out of his mouth landing on me it was disgusting. My friends saved me by getting in his way. Props to them.
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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

Post by stubby » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:07 am

Psh, who even uses Feynman diagrams anymore. It's all amplituhedrons and shit now. In my day we still had virtual particles and sums across probability spaces. Now everyone's got it easy.

the FBI and dad both studied under Feynman at Caltech. They have funny stories about that dude.
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I like Feynman diagrams, they allow me to master the art of repulsion.

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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

Post by Silverdream » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:54 am

Fuck that got dark and sad.

I guess I should have expected it because the guy was pursuing someone with no interest in him.
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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

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I really enjoyed this short.
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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

Post by Natalya » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:10 am

The most forceful rejection ever. Then lasers.

That's some heavy shit Colette. Remind me that Trattoria sucks.


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“I don’t waste my precious time watching others’ accomplishments,” Dr. Miyako retorted.
This is a really bad idea. In the art world people end up stifled and stagnant when they don't circulate and see other people's stuff and get ideas and inspiration from others. I think that even the world of math is probably the same. I can understand them trying to get rid of reproductive instincts, but erasing all human attachment//emotion would almost certainly weaken the Trattorians militarily and scientifically. Passion often leads to increased efforts and better results.
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Re: Colette's Valentine's Day Special

Post by Silverdream » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:28 pm

Aww, a happy ending.
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