BjorkWars

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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:50 pm

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mib_w96c8z is now BFenix
BFenix: hey guys
Colette: Hey BFenix
Warhead: I never heard of someone getting kicked for that. Mike lets people talk about other games on the forums


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BFenix: No, colette is right, some chat rooms or online game servers will kick you if you list the IP of a competing service. Not all places do it, but there is definitely a precedent.
Zupponn and Vami joined the chat
Zupponn: 'sup?
Warhead: hi
Colette: hi guys


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And so the chat continued without event until everyone went afk.
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Zupponn » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:20 pm

Vami goes to sit with everyone.

Zupponn goes to sit in the corner all by himself.

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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Vami IV » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:25 pm

I like that I'm a terrorist :D
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:46 pm

Zupponn wrote:Vami goes to sit with everyone.

Zupponn goes to sit in the corner all by himself.

:lol:

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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Vami IV » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:03 pm

In the ultimate irony, a Dr. Seuss summarizes my entire time on the forums.
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:57 pm

Vami IV wrote:In the ultimate irony, a Dr. Seuss summarizes my entire time on the forums.
Umm I was replying to Zupponn. He goes and sits by himself. Like the Once'ler here.
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Vami IV » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:14 pm

Oh. Well, I feel like a real dumb dumb now.
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:45 pm

Vami IV wrote:Oh. Well, I feel like a real dumb dumb now.
If it makes you feel any better you usually look like one too.
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:42 pm

But today he got to be a Ninja. :)
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:03 am

Act II


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Overwatch left the chat realm, but with an occupied mind.
Overwatch: Colette needs to be stopped. I'll take her down in the Anime Forum.


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Overwatch: hey colette, my favourite part of madoka was where mami dies.


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Colette: What did you -- Ahh!!
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:07 am

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Colette: You aren't going to get me with a cheap shot like that Overwatch.


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Overwatch: Math is for losers, go back to the study hall.
Colette: Not even close.


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Colette: You're weak Overwatch, none of this is going to get to me. I'm not going to be booty bothered by you.


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Overwatch: Oh, you will be. You will be.
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Vami IV » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:10 am

She already is
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:57 am

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Overwatch: I summon thee, brutalbot-supreme-hitlertron


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Colette: That's a Black Knight...
Overwatch: Yeah that's what I meant to say.


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Overwatch: Hey Colette.
Overwatch: Your mom.
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Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:01 am

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Overwatch: That's right, your mom. She's disappointed in you. If she knew all the stupid things you post on here.
Colette: Fuck you overwatch, you're not sucking me in with that shit.


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Overwatch: If she SAW that Valentine's short. Imagine what would happen. What would she say?


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Colette: Piss off Overwatch, you don't know shit.
Colette: You don't know shit!!


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Colette: Besides, I'm beyond all that anyway. Now witness my true power.
Overwatch: Oh shit, this is her battle form.
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Re: BjorkWars

Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:07 am

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Colette: You won't stop me with that Overwatch.


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Overwatch: Yeah well you're still a power-abusing jerk.


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Colette: Piss off, it's my chat.
Overwatch: Just banning people all the time for no reason


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Overwatch: You kicked me for having a bot, but then you go and put one in the chat that censors peoples posts and auto-kicks
Overwatch: you dirty hypocrite
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