Chat Battle: Raid on factory X

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Somewhere deep in the Saffron Colonies.



Queen Victoria V: What exactly am I looking at?



Lady Isabella Graves: The Excalaber MK1 battle frame. Remotely Piloted, extremely deadly. This will surely beat the Celestial Kingdom back.



General Kouzan: Not so fast! That mech is intellectual property built on Celestial Kingdom soil, and thus belongs to the emperor. Surrender it or the Blueprints!



First Sword: *being sneaky*



The Celestial Kingdom (Colette and Sporkticus) must capture Lady graves, the blueprints, or the mech itself. The britannians(Blackdog and scratch) must defend).

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM HAMMER AND ANVIL(Sporktimus and Colette)



"Fuck this shit" says queen Victoria V as she and her guard leave



The CK opens fire on the Red berets and Babe ruthless.



Really shitty rolls means only one Dies.



They duck back to cover like the failures that they are as the tank fires on the mechs legs.




The tank needed a crit sucess to hit the legs, and it got it...So did the legs armor, however. One trooper died shoving Isabella out of the way though.



Elsewhere, the Tao tie and the First sword sprint towards the back of the building.

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BRITANNIA 1 (Scratch)



Babe Ruthless grabs a jetpack and a head.



Here comes the swing...



HOME RUN! that cannon's gonna need some unjamming!



The rest of the troops get in redshirt range and prepare response fire.




3 Troops open fire on the tao tie.




One is obliterated.

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BRITANNIA 2 (The BlackDog)



The red Berets Fly up, guns blazing. One drops his gun because he is a dunce. 1 Tao Tie Goes down.



Lady Graves Takes cover as her baby moves forward.



The autogun opens up.



The Blast deals an absurd mount of damge (2 crit sucesses). General Kouzan and 3 troops go down and the wall is lit on fire.



The second shot critfails and breaks the cannon. The machine gun failed its first roll.

OVERVIEW

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM ANVIL (Colette)



"Fire a blank" shouts whoever is in charge, and the tank uses the air pressure to launch the head.



Doing a measly 2 damage, it drops to the floor and grins.

"Ya know, I'm a bit demoralized."

"Fuck, me too"

(No negative stat modifiers)




The soldiers form a megasquad and unload on the mech's legs.




Somehow they manage to bust off two hitpoints.

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM HAMMER (SirSporktimus)



The Tao Tie do some spider gymnastiks.



The first Sword throws his sword!



Someone failed a redshirt roll.



Oh hey it is the mech controls.



Everyone else drops down.

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BRITANNIANS 1 (Scratch)



One guy drops down and passes up explosives, which the other 3 throw through the window.



While 2 explode harmlessly the third hits right on the money. The First Sword is barely saved by a redshirt and the blueprints are knocked away.



The squad wipes out 4 Celestial Kingdom troopers as Babe Ruthless fails a feat.



This guy makes it to the controls.

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Britannia 2 (theblackdog)



One red beret grabs the controls as his pals kill a Tao Tie.



The mech's minigun wrecks the first sword, who fails his redshirt roll.



It then stomps over, but there is no one to step on and it has no action to grab the last Tao Tie.

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM ANVIL (silverdream, replacing colette)



The tank trundles forward, crushing 2 Britannians and firing on the mech's legs.



While the shot misses, missed shots go somewhere, and the stumble die put this one right on the two Red Berets. RIP in pieces.



The last troopers waste Babe Ruthless.

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The last Tao Tie leaps on top of the mech, fails to damage anything, and then balances on top of the gun where he won't be shot.

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Britannians 1 (scratch)



These guys grab explosives and move towards the tank, staying in cover and preparing response actions. The one guy without tnt moves through the door that I forgot to include in overviews(or even remember during the battle).



He shoots at the last Tao Tie, but crtifails his skill and drops his gun. Elsewhere another trooper critfails damage.




These guys kill another CK soldier.

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BRITANNIA 2 (theblackdog)



The mech turns and fires the mortars.



They won't land until next turn but I would not stay there if I were those troopers.

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM ANVIL (silverdream)



The tank barrel whips around, killing the two soldiers on the back.



The tank and the soldiers move forward, away from the mortars.



...and right into a britannian ambush.




Unfazed, the last soldier guns down the final red beret

BRITANNIA 2 ELIMINATED

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CELSETIAL KINGDOM HAMMER (sirSporktimus)



The last Tao Tie busts off the machine gun turret and, going against all Tao Tie codes and rules, removes his hat and plugs the smokestacks with it(slow grinding damage).

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BRITANNIANS 1 (Scratch)



This guy grabs a jetpack and the controls.



He flies to cover and fires the mech's mortars.



They will land in 1 turn. last turn's mortars explode in the distance killing a wall.



These guys plant their tnt to go off in 1 turn.



While these guys throw their tnt.



A huge damage roll kills the last trooper, wrecks the treads, knocks off 1 hp from the tank and kills one of the britannians on top.



The last Tao Tie uses spider gymnastics to stay on the mech as it is rocking.