DRAYKO THE DRAKE
Player: Vami IV
DRAYKO: The tower is on fire! Scorpions -- move up and put out that fire! Ninjas -- flip out!
Ninjas start jumping around and doing sweet flips all over the fortress wall.
First things first, though: the Lava Scorpion high-fives the Giant Scorpion for a job well done.
-- SCORPION BROS --
Behind it, the volcano continues erupting. Lava pours into the ocean, creating giant clouds of steam.
The Lava Scorpion leaves its volcano and heads for the burning tower.
DRAYKO: All right maggots, now's our chance. The tower's in flames, the fortress is under attack. VladTron's forces need the inspiration that only the Scorpions can provide.
GARRISON THUG: Another musical number? We blew our concert budget last turn!
GARRISON THUG #2: And all it did was make them more loyal to Piltogg!
DRAYKO: Then we'll play Piltogg propaganda songs! Whatever it takes! POWER OF SCORPIONS, ACTIVATE
GARRISON THUG: But we're the Scorpions! Can shitty butt rock musicians really succeed with a Nazi marching band theme?
DRAYKO: Of course, you fool! It worked for Sgt. Pepper's! Now hit it! Eins zwei drei -
- "Auf Akkadia blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!"
- "Heiß von hunderttausend geilen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika!"
SHADOW KNIGHT #2: Are they singing about flowers!?
SHADOW OFFICER: I thought Akkadia was about ultra-badassery! Not flowers!
- "denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenloch!"
SHADOW OFFICER: I am questioning all my decisions in life!
- "Auf Akkadia blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!"
FEAT FAILED (?)
Drayko and his men are sent reeling by their own humiliating performance. The Shadow Knights are now questioning their loyalty to both Akkadia and VladTron as a result of this horrifying event.