Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

[RedRover]

I applaud you for the massive battle you have set up and managing all of the orders. Bravo

[stubby]

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L.V.S. BLACK INCHES
Player: lawmaster



The Black Inches continues to speed ahead - but not quiiiite fast enough to get out of the way of the Red Miles.

CAPTAIN RADISKULL: See you later, suckers!




Meanwhile, some skeleton crewmembers depart in the rowboats.





They head towards the two nearest islands.


L.V.S. RED MILES
Player: Scratch



CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: I've had enough! Hard to port! We'll go around them!

The Red Miles is not a nimble ship, and can barely turn to port at all. But it's enough to clear the stern of the Black Inches, if barely.




Not enough to clear this rowboat though.

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Make way!

CAPTAIN RADISKULL: Hey! Watch where you're going, meatbag!




CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Such disrespect! We'll need show those bony bungholes what undead piracy is all about. All ears here, men! Search the holds! Bones, chains, corpses, victims; lash them to the decks reaver-style! We'll strike terror into the hearts of friend and foe alike!

ZOMBIES: AYYYE AYYYYE CAPTAIN




The pinkomantic magic animating the zombie's dead brains affects their decorating choices.

ZOMBIES: SWEEET

ZOMBIES: HAAAARDCOOOORE




ZOMBIES: SOOO TERRIFYYING

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Pink hearts! What in blue barnacles!




CAPTAIN RADISKULL: Bahahaha

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Dang it!

FEAT UNSUCCESSFUL


SKELETON CREW: Hey how come the zombies get all the cool pink decorations and we don't?

CAPTAIN RADISKULL: Dang it!




ORC HARLOTS: We like the new hearts look. So catchy!

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Yarrgh




The zombies on shore leave are disappointed to miss the pink heart party, but they have more important things to worry about.

AWAY TEAM: NEED TO SNEAK PAST THE FIRE WITCHES IN THIS FOOOOGGG

AWAY TEAM: DON'T LET THEM PERFORM POOP EXPERIMENTS ON UUUUSSSSS




Sneaking unsuccessful.

AWAY TEAM: DAAAAANNNNGGG IIIIIITTTTT

[stubby]

HEXONXONX
Player: Duerer



Before anyone has time to theorize about the contents of zombie gastrointestinal tracts, Hexonxonx goes on a rampage.




Hexonxonx spits a wide stream of black bile across the sea and into the steam clouds.




The cries of dying horses and women can be heard from within. Hexonxonx releases a scream of genocidal glee.


LORD VLADTRON
Player: stubby



Cool guys don't look at explosions, and VladTron doesn't bother turning around to see what kind of nonsense is going on behind him. He hurries onward towards the Pinkomacers' laboratory to see what the Vizier is making so much noise about.

LORD VLADTRON: This new pinkomantic military miracle had better be good.




VladTron crit-fails his Sprint roll.

LORD VLADTRON: Dang it

END OF TURN 2


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[Vami IV]

we the bad guys
we don't run
for reasons

[stubby]

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Next Threads:
Interlude: Welcome to the Beige Carpet
Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

[stubby]

Ready for Turn 3 orders from the Rainbowist teams:

aoffan23 (Rayhoes)
Silent-Sigfig (Stalinists)
IVhorseman (IVassicans)
devincp (Dogdudes)

And maybe Ham if he decides to step in this turn. I've got Tzan's orders for the King and company.

[Tzan]

devincp hasnt posted since March.
He also attacked the guys in the woods instead of negotiating with them.
Maybe if someone wants to take them over and not attack Silverdream that would be good.

IV hasnt posted since April, dead.

[stubby]

Nah. I've seen both of them around in the last day or two, even if they're not posting.

Although if true, it will be the second time Dogdu banished someone from the forums ... I should have been using him more wisely. He's like the Defense Against The Dark Arts professorship of BrikWars.

[Tzan]

[Vami IV]

Although if true, it will be the second time Dogdu banished someone from the forums ... I should have been using him more wisely. He's like the Defense Against The Dark Arts professorship of BrikWars.

Really fucking glad I'm playing Drayko. Although I think he's like Gilderoy Lockhart and is forever cursed to fumble his heroics. He's totally me.

[Tzan]

Ah you changed the Brikthulhu ... design to match the new one you made, nice.
Its got a very long summon time, working as intended I suppose.

[Vami IV]

You can speed it up with a donation of 72 virgins

[stubby]

You can speed it up with a donation of 72 virgins

Take a look at this place. Do you really think He'd notice if there were another 72 virgins?

[Vami IV]

You can speed it up with a donation of 72 virgins

Take a look at this place. Do you really think He'd notice if there were another 72 virgins?

We have 72 active members?

[lordintype]

73. I'm here too