ATTN: EVE Online Players

[Vami IV]

Are there any ships that DON'T look like floating piles of shit (Megathron excluded)?

[dilanski]

Talking shit about EVE? Dilanski ultracunt mode ACTIVATED.

Oracle
Stratios
Dragoon
Algos
Venture
Providence
Garmur
Nightmare

And to add a point. Your opinion of what makes a pretty starship is entirely subjective Halo boy. And just remember, Eve's 5KM long floating shits:



Are worth more than you'll probably pay for your first car.

[Vami IV]

Amarr Battleship

Gross.

Stratios

a refreshing change

Dragoon

blech

Algos
http://images5.alphacoders.com/370/370298.jpg


Venture
http://gamingshogun.com/wp-content/uplo ... 1812_o.jpg
meh

Providence



Garmur
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sebcGGMfKrI/U ... Garmur.jpg
oooooooooh.... pretty....

Nightmare (A ship Dilanski has modeled a ship on before)
http://eve.aeonoftime.com/wp-content/up ... _Space.jpg
*projectile vomiting*

[dilanski]

>Implying anything you've ever made has been better.

[Vami IV]

>Implying anything you've ever made has been better.

>implying you can say that either

[dilanski]

>Implying anything you've ever made has been better.

>implying you can say that either

I never claimed to.

[Vami IV]

ok...
for clarification all I was saying is that literally 99% of the ships in EVE are ugly pieces of shit (apparently intentionally)

[dilanski]

ok...
for clarification all I was saying is that literally 99% of the ships in EVE are ugly pieces of shit (apparently intentionally)

There are 302 pilotable ships within EVE-Online, meaning you'd only need to pick out 4 good looking ships for more than 1% of them to be pretty. Of the 8 shown to you, you were positive towards 3, and you also mentioned the Megathron, making 4. So your 99% statistic is out.

Now, I'm going to guess you don't have time to look over 302 internet spaceships and form a subjective opinion on whether or not you like each of them. And ultimately one 12 year olds subjective opinion on what makes a good looking starship is ultimately irrelevant, seeing as every single person will have a different opinion on the matter.

In short. Useless bait thread is useless.

[Vami IV]

the aim of this thread was to find any ships in the game that aren't eye cancer. Thread successful as I found 1 *2 more pretty ship.

[aoffan23]

Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!

[dilanski]

Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!

This is how I basically imagined the dynamic in "The fault in our Brikwars", the VamixColette BrikFic that I was pleaded to stop writing.

[Vami IV]

Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!

This is how I basically imagined the dynamic in "The fault in our Brikwars", the VamixColette BrikFic that I was pleaded to stop writing.

Can you rewrite me to be a futa?

[dilanski]

Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!

This is how I basically imagined the dynamic in "The fault in our Brikwars", the VamixColette BrikFic that I was pleaded to stop writing.

Can you rewrite me to be a futa?

Well, in the original draft, you and Colette met a a VA (Virgins Anonymous) meeting, so It wouldn't make much sense for you to have boobs.

[Vami IV]

alright then make me a SJW mangina

[dilanski]

alright then make me a SJW mangina

Actually, I believe Airports law is foreshadowing a mass cult suicide when the mangina's inevitably get no pussy. Think Heaven's Gate, only more beta males and hair-dye. They think if they destroy the patriarchy literally, then skeleton's will like them. If they are still here when I could legally set a story between you and colette (2020?), then I'd be surprised.