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stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.


Tzan wrote:That's what Hitler said,Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.
in 1938.



INTERESTING.Zupponn wrote:You are mighty warrior Shaquille O'Neal, champion of the lost jam people. You have survived countless Food Wars and continue to defend the innocent from the ruthless Toast Empire.
Your greatest highlight was during the Bacon Invasion of '83 where you sropped the bacon leader, General Pork, into a frying pan in front of his whole army and then proceeded to smash right through said army with nothing but your spreading knife and pure rage.
A while ago, during one of your rampages through Oliveland (damn round bastards) your village was attacked by an unknown enemy (it was probably the Toastians) and the entirety of the jam populace has gone missing.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find your people and beat the living shit out of anyone who gets in your way.
Jam on, my friend.
