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TURN 1
MADDOX: Let's go, let's go! Leave everything! Leave the stand-up plates behind!
VAMI IV: I call driver!
LAWMASTER: Uh oh
UNNAMED NINJA: Whoa, what's going on?
LAWMASTER: Skeletons incoming
UNNAMED NINJA: Balls.
ZAEDON: Lemme grab me trusty stick!
LORDINTYPE: Seriously, where is that stupid toothbrush!?
KOMMANDER KEN: With this plank, I shall crush worlds.
MADDOX: Get on or you'll be left behind!
DUERER: Grrawwr!
VAMI IV: Finally, I am gonna TEAR UP the fuckin' wasteland!
LAWMASTER: We are going to die
HAM701: Say, Silverdream, we have enough room on this roof for, uh, recreational activities...
SILVERDREAM: Uh, heh, I dunno... Not right now...
KOMMANDER KEN: All other forces in the universe pale in comparison to this plank.
VAMI IV: Okay, we're taking off! Hold on!
KALVINATOR: wait a minute where are we going
MADDOX: Anywhere but here!
The engine roars to life in preparation for another escape. Little do the fuckbois know how far up shit creek they truly are.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
VAMI IV: Let's gooooooo!
LORDINTYPE: I swear to god, it was right here!
L-MAN: C'mon, man!
L-MAN: Yoink!
LORDINTYPE: NOOOOOO!
LORDINTYPE: Uuuuggghh...
L-MAN: Wheeee!
LORDINTYPE: Toothbrush...
LORDINTYPE: I love you...
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SKELETON: FUCKBOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
The skeletal hordes have arrived.
SKELETON: can't wait to kill me some fuckbois
SKELETON: gun the throttle dude lets blast em
SKELETON: no fuckboi can withstand the GOLF CART OF SPOOKINESS
SKELETON: NNYYAAAAHYAHYAHYAAA
BANN154: How much more can they take from me? First my blood, now it's my calcium!
HAM701: They're here! Go faster!
ZAEDON: Nyeargh! I'll beat ya until yer noothin' but skulls and crossboones!
KOMMANDER KEN: YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE PLANK!
SKELETON: hit the nitro hit the nitro hit the nitro
SKELETON: awwww yeah *crank*
BWOOOOOOOOSHHHHH
SKELETON: YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BOOOOIIII
BANN154: Fuck my life
The skeletons descend like spooky hawks towards their fucky prey.
SKELETON: shit keep ur distance, theirs a flamethrower bear up there
SKELETON: ima shoot dat tire
SKELETON: POW
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FUCKBOI STATUSSKELETON: whale that did fuckall
lets speed up and hit them with the REAR LAUNCHAR
REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[Alive]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[???]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Alive]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[???]]
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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players listed as [[Alive]]) FOR TURN 2 (PM orders pls)
ADDIDIONALY
in inclusion to ur regular orders, be sure to pm me ur reaction orders
shit happens in battel and u gotta be ready to react
give me a number from 1 to 5 along with any comments that will hellp me understand ur reaction
this signals how passive or aggressive ur reaction is
1 means u run away
2 means u stay ur distance
3 means u don't do anything in response
4 means you go on the offensive
5 means you go apeshit on a motherfucker (and will prob die from craziness)
thx
Good thing I'm not dead yet -_-
