No Explanation (Finished + Epilogue)
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Re: No Explanation (Sign-up Closed)
Just need orders from Zupponn to continue.
TheVengefulOne wrote:If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank.
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Re: No Explanation (Sign-up Closed)
They should be in.Legomc wrote:Just need orders from Zupponn to continue.
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Re: No Explanation (Sign-up Closed)
Turn 1
Turn order determined by a d12.
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Orcs: 12
TRONG: 2 (12) [8]
Drunk Irishman: 1 (7)
Skeletons: 2 (12) [1]
Mech Dude: 1 (4)
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Orcs
The Orcs begin moving.
Siege Troll hinds behind a wall. Did anyone ever tell him that we CAN see him if he can't see us?
Three of the orcs go and hide around the wall.
The last orc hinds behind the cave, while the minions head towards the mech.
"Orcs kill dem scum, ORCS KILL ALL SCUM!"
If it weren't for the nearby orc, Greenface Bonecrusher would be the only scum that was killed.
Instead it's the orc who's dead.
TRONG
All the forces move inside the wall. The tank fires at and misses the mech (Siege Troll was out of range).
The sniper fires a grenade.
*Tink*
*BOOM!*
Not pictured: All the orc minions died.
Smith jumps up onto the wall and takes the orc below.
However the orc was ready for this.
Or so he thought.
Smith jumps down inside of the wall.
Skeletons
While the tank aims at the mech, Bigskul goes over to chat with Siege Troll.
"Hey! shall we make a plan or what?
"A you Siege Troll friend?"
"Um, sure."
"Siege Troll no hurt friend"
The Orcs and Skeletons are allied. This alliance is unbreakable.
Mean while, the tank fires all it's missiles at the mech.
With only one miss and multiple crits...
The mech is no more. (You can see some of the dead orc minions on the right.)
By some miracle, the pilot manages to not only bail out but also grab his weapons.
Drunk Irishman
"You fackin' numblars! Go stoop in me wanto ya? I shew ya da fantu mengats"
After yelling, the Irishman heads towards the trees.
He proceeds to pee on a tree.
It comes to life... (Sorry about the crap in the background.)
And slowly waddles towards the mech pilot.
When it gets close enough...
It drops a cocoa nut on his head. It has no effect on the mysterious figure.
Mech Dude
The man gets up.
He smashes his whips on the ground.
The shockwave destroys part of the wall and kills the tree.
As the tree dies, you can hear him saying, "Why, why cruel world? Why?"
Overwatch:
Kills
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Orcs: 0 (+ 1 friendly fire)
TRONG: 3 (Each minion squad counts as 1)
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 0
Mech Dude: 1
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Points
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Orcs: 0
TRONG: 3
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 3
Mech Dude: 2
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Send Orders For Turn 2!
Turn order determined by a d12.
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Orcs: 12
TRONG: 2 (12) [8]
Drunk Irishman: 1 (7)
Skeletons: 2 (12) [1]
Mech Dude: 1 (4)
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Orcs
The Orcs begin moving.
Siege Troll hinds behind a wall. Did anyone ever tell him that we CAN see him if he can't see us?
Three of the orcs go and hide around the wall.
The last orc hinds behind the cave, while the minions head towards the mech.
"Orcs kill dem scum, ORCS KILL ALL SCUM!"
If it weren't for the nearby orc, Greenface Bonecrusher would be the only scum that was killed.
Instead it's the orc who's dead.
TRONG
All the forces move inside the wall. The tank fires at and misses the mech (Siege Troll was out of range).
The sniper fires a grenade.
*Tink*
*BOOM!*
Not pictured: All the orc minions died.
Smith jumps up onto the wall and takes the orc below.
However the orc was ready for this.
Or so he thought.
Smith jumps down inside of the wall.
Skeletons
While the tank aims at the mech, Bigskul goes over to chat with Siege Troll.
"Hey! shall we make a plan or what?
"A you Siege Troll friend?"
"Um, sure."
"Siege Troll no hurt friend"
The Orcs and Skeletons are allied. This alliance is unbreakable.
Mean while, the tank fires all it's missiles at the mech.
With only one miss and multiple crits...
The mech is no more. (You can see some of the dead orc minions on the right.)
By some miracle, the pilot manages to not only bail out but also grab his weapons.
Drunk Irishman
"You fackin' numblars! Go stoop in me wanto ya? I shew ya da fantu mengats"
After yelling, the Irishman heads towards the trees.
He proceeds to pee on a tree.
It comes to life... (Sorry about the crap in the background.)
And slowly waddles towards the mech pilot.
When it gets close enough...
It drops a cocoa nut on his head. It has no effect on the mysterious figure.
Mech Dude
The man gets up.
He smashes his whips on the ground.
The shockwave destroys part of the wall and kills the tree.
As the tree dies, you can hear him saying, "Why, why cruel world? Why?"
Overwatch:
Kills
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Orcs: 0 (+ 1 friendly fire)
TRONG: 3 (Each minion squad counts as 1)
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 0
Mech Dude: 1
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Points
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Orcs: 0
TRONG: 3
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 3
Mech Dude: 2
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Send Orders For Turn 2!
TheVengefulOne wrote:If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank.
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Re: No Explanation (Turn 2)
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That quad-post, though.
Turn Order
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Orcs: 2
TRONG: 10
Drunk Irishman: 5
Skeletons: 8
Mech Dude: 4
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TRONG
All TRONG forces move up. The sniper fires at and misses an orc. The tank fires at Siege Troll...
Ripping off his arm.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Smith starts sprinting.
And makes it to the top of the skeletons tank.
Skeletons
Skulface runs and hides behind the cave.
The crew of the Persecutor decide to actually do something, unlike their leader.
They shoot the Drunk Irishman, knocking him over and dealing 1 HP of damage (3 remain).
Drunk Irishman
Ignoring the tank shoot he just took, the Drunk Irishman gets up.
He begins running towards the Mech pilot.
"Ol git yoo fer that yoo bee stenkin domted! Moi oun pery won puul en da tramble!"
He then jumps.
And lands on his target's face, knocking off 1 HP (1 remains.)
Mech Guy
The Irishman gets a bit of hit own medicine as the mysterious figure smashes him into a nearby soldier.
He then flips over, landing on a person pile and killing the soldier and dealing 1 HP damage (2 remain).
Orcs
Siege Troll fires a missile at the TRONG tank.
Surprisingly the tank takes no damage. However a the Mech Pilot and a TRONG soldier are killed. The Irishman takes 1 HP of damage (1 remains)
Mysterious Mech Guy Eliminated!
Greenface gets up.
"De reinen... Reifon... Gits shud be here!"
Despite his yelling nothing much happens.
All the orcs then get ready to attack the TRONG.
The Orc soldiers goof their rolls. One misses, while the other manages to fall over and lobs his weapons on top of the cave.
Greenface show his soldiers how it's done. Drunk Irishman Eliminated!
Overwatch:
Kills
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Orcs: 4 (+ 1 friendly fire)
TRONG: 3
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 0
Mech Dude: 1
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Points
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Orcs: 5
TRONG: 4
Drunk Irishman: 1
Skeletons: 4
Mech Dude: 3
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Send Orders For Turn 3!
TheVengefulOne wrote:If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank.
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Re: No Explanation (Turn 2)
Turn 3
Turn Order
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Orcs: 1
TRONG: 8
Skeletons: 10
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Skeletons
"Preform operation super spinning twirly maneuver!"
"Da fuk?"
Despite the confusing babble, the Persecutor fires at the TRONG tankette.
However, the shot goes wide, killing an orc.
Bighand comes over to the sniper.
He smashes the soldier against a wall.
TRONG
The mini tank rams the Persecutor head on. Neither take any damage.
The crew get out of the tank, while Smith jumps down onto the front of the skeleton tank.
He rips the hatch off. The tank crew fired at the skeletons, but botched their shots up.
He then pulls the pilot out.
And smashes him onto the ground.
The last soldier engages Greenface.
The damage is insuficient.
The counter is not.
Orcs
Siege Troll has a mission to complete.
Siege Troll has a duty to fulfill.
Siege Troll has to a sacrifice to make.
His sacrifice is not in vain. He deals 1 HP of damage to the tankette and kills the pilot.
#RememberSiegTroll2016
Greenface picks up another sword.
"Hey Skullie, guess where I get my name from? YAH!"
"Wait you can't attack me! We were permateamed, remember! Look,
See You CANNOT attack me!"
"But I got a critical on my heroic feat role. Bitch."
He throws the sword.
It strikes true, but the damage isn't enough by itself.
Luckily there is still hope. The other orc picks up a body. If he hits, the skeleton dies (or at least takes 1 HP of damage).
Such a klutz.
Overwatch:
I don't know what happened to the other overwatch photo, but this one shows a decent view:
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Orcs: 6 (+ 1 friendly fire)
TRONG: 4
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 2
Mech Dude: 1
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Points
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Orcs: 8
TRONG: 5
Drunk Irishman: 1
Skeletons: 6
Mech Dude: 3
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Send Orders For Turn 4!
Turn Order
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Orcs: 1
TRONG: 8
Skeletons: 10
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Skeletons
"Preform operation super spinning twirly maneuver!"
"Da fuk?"
Despite the confusing babble, the Persecutor fires at the TRONG tankette.
However, the shot goes wide, killing an orc.
Bighand comes over to the sniper.
He smashes the soldier against a wall.
TRONG
The mini tank rams the Persecutor head on. Neither take any damage.
The crew get out of the tank, while Smith jumps down onto the front of the skeleton tank.
He rips the hatch off. The tank crew fired at the skeletons, but botched their shots up.
He then pulls the pilot out.
And smashes him onto the ground.
The last soldier engages Greenface.
The damage is insuficient.
The counter is not.
Orcs
Siege Troll has a mission to complete.
Siege Troll has a duty to fulfill.
Siege Troll has to a sacrifice to make.
His sacrifice is not in vain. He deals 1 HP of damage to the tankette and kills the pilot.
#RememberSiegTroll2016
Greenface picks up another sword.
"Hey Skullie, guess where I get my name from? YAH!"
"Wait you can't attack me! We were permateamed, remember! Look,
Legomc wrote:
"Hey! shall we make a plan or what?
"A you Siege Troll friend?"
"Um, sure."
"Siege Troll no hurt friend"
The Orcs and Skeletons are allied. This alliance is unbreakable.
See You CANNOT attack me!"
"But I got a critical on my heroic feat role. Bitch."
He throws the sword.
It strikes true, but the damage isn't enough by itself.
Luckily there is still hope. The other orc picks up a body. If he hits, the skeleton dies (or at least takes 1 HP of damage).
Such a klutz.
Overwatch:
I don't know what happened to the other overwatch photo, but this one shows a decent view:
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Orcs: 6 (+ 1 friendly fire)
TRONG: 4
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 2
Mech Dude: 1
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Points
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Orcs: 8
TRONG: 5
Drunk Irishman: 1
Skeletons: 6
Mech Dude: 3
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Send Orders For Turn 4!
TheVengefulOne wrote:If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank.
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Re: No Explanation (Turn 3)
Finale
Turn Order
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Orcs: 3
TRONG: 10
Skeletons: 2
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TRONG
TRONG begins by hopping into the tank.
They kill one of the crew and take up the empty seats (or remove them if you are Smith).
They only have control over the movement, due to the skeleton still being on the other controls.
Smith starts driving towards the opposing forces.
Orcs
The last orc gets up (again).
And grabs some better fire power.
He climbs on top of the cave, but is unable to see anyone.
Greenface runs toward Skulhead.
He pulls the sword out of the latter.
"Sorry about that. I kinda got caught up in the heat of the moment. Started going a little crazy. Well, more crazy than normal. Anyhow, we're all good, right?
Skeletons
"No."
And thanks to a lucky redshirt role...
The last soldier manages to intercept the claw.
Greenface lives another day.
The last skeleton grabs his axe.
Now there are two occupants in the tank.
TRONG
Smith whips around and blasts the skeletons head off.
He then guns it, using the wreckage as a ramp.
This doesn't look good for the skelly.
Definitely not good for the skelly. (Skulhead actually actually survived the damage from the crash. It was the knock back/trample damage that killed him.)
Orcs (and TRONG. Screw turn order.)
Greenface gets up. (AHHH! it's so blurry!)
"Come at me!"
"So I will!"
The two meet blades midair.
"*Insert Stereotypical Human Battle Cry*"
"*Insert Stereotypical Orc Battle Cry*"
When they land, each has taken a hit.
Smith and Greenface charge each other. Whoever lands a hit will win the battle.
Just when things matter most, Smith crit-fails both his attack and parry roles. Greenface is in the perfect position to finish him.
Strangely. (and in a manner contradictory to Orcish behavior), Greenface only removes Smith's arm.
He then walks over to the tank and climbs in.
"We'll meet again, soldier"
And so the battle ends.
Finale Kills
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Orcs: 7 (+ 1 friendly fire)
TRONG: 7
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 3
Mech Dude: 1
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Finale Points
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Orcs: 10 (+10 for completed objective)
TRONG: 10
Drunk Irishman: 1
Skeletons: 7
Mech Dude: 3
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Which means...
*Dramatic Drum Role*
Orcs (lordintype) Are The Winner!
Final Overwatch:
Notes:
-A big thank you to everybody who play. I had a lot of fun hosting this battle.
-Any and all (preferably respectful) feedback would be appreciated.
-Epilogue will be posted over the next few days.
Turn Order
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Orcs: 3
TRONG: 10
Skeletons: 2
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TRONG
TRONG begins by hopping into the tank.
They kill one of the crew and take up the empty seats (or remove them if you are Smith).
They only have control over the movement, due to the skeleton still being on the other controls.
Smith starts driving towards the opposing forces.
Orcs
The last orc gets up (again).
And grabs some better fire power.
He climbs on top of the cave, but is unable to see anyone.
Greenface runs toward Skulhead.
He pulls the sword out of the latter.
"Sorry about that. I kinda got caught up in the heat of the moment. Started going a little crazy. Well, more crazy than normal. Anyhow, we're all good, right?
Skeletons
"No."
And thanks to a lucky redshirt role...
The last soldier manages to intercept the claw.
Greenface lives another day.
The last skeleton grabs his axe.
Now there are two occupants in the tank.
TRONG
Smith whips around and blasts the skeletons head off.
He then guns it, using the wreckage as a ramp.
This doesn't look good for the skelly.
Definitely not good for the skelly. (Skulhead actually actually survived the damage from the crash. It was the knock back/trample damage that killed him.)
Orcs (and TRONG. Screw turn order.)
Greenface gets up. (AHHH! it's so blurry!)
"Come at me!"
"So I will!"
The two meet blades midair.
"*Insert Stereotypical Human Battle Cry*"
"*Insert Stereotypical Orc Battle Cry*"
When they land, each has taken a hit.
Smith and Greenface charge each other. Whoever lands a hit will win the battle.
Just when things matter most, Smith crit-fails both his attack and parry roles. Greenface is in the perfect position to finish him.
Strangely. (and in a manner contradictory to Orcish behavior), Greenface only removes Smith's arm.
He then walks over to the tank and climbs in.
"We'll meet again, soldier"
And so the battle ends.
Finale Kills
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Orcs: 7 (+ 1 friendly fire)
TRONG: 7
Drunk Irishman: 0
Skeletons: 3
Mech Dude: 1
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Finale Points
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Orcs: 10 (+10 for completed objective)
TRONG: 10
Drunk Irishman: 1
Skeletons: 7
Mech Dude: 3
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Which means...
*Dramatic Drum Role*
Orcs (lordintype) Are The Winner!
Final Overwatch:
Notes:
-A big thank you to everybody who play. I had a lot of fun hosting this battle.
-Any and all (preferably respectful) feedback would be appreciated.
-Epilogue will be posted over the next few days.
TheVengefulOne wrote:If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank.
Re: No Explanation (Finale)
That was a good, albeit short battle on my side.
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Re: No Explanation (Finale)
Yesss!!! That was a fun battle. I think, perhaps, a bigger battlefield would have made it more interesting, but I accept that you may not have the room. I was getting a bit worried near the end...
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Re: No Explanation (Finale)
Well done Lordintype! That was an excellent battle!
If you do any more, count me in!
If you do any more, count me in!
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Re: No Explanation (Finale)
Epilogue
Approximately 15 minutes after Greenface's departure, a Spartan roles into the area.
A small group of soldiers hop out and sprint toward Smith. Behind them are Captain Alexander Daylik and President Peter Robinson.
"And war is upon us at last. I knew this day would come, but some how I still am unready."
"There is nothing wrong with that Mr. President."
"But what good is a president if he is not ready to lead?"
"I am confident that you will know what to do when needed, sir."
"If I had been here, I could have saved so many lives."
"This isn't you fault, Alex."
"I know, I know. I just wish I could have help."
Just then a mechanic runs up.
"Sirs, you might want to see this."
"Whoever owned this mask must have used a robot instead of coming himself."
"So Daylik, what do you think caused all this to happen?"
"To be honest, Sir, I think that there is..."
No Explanation
Approximately 15 minutes after Greenface's departure, a Spartan roles into the area.
A small group of soldiers hop out and sprint toward Smith. Behind them are Captain Alexander Daylik and President Peter Robinson.
"And war is upon us at last. I knew this day would come, but some how I still am unready."
"There is nothing wrong with that Mr. President."
"But what good is a president if he is not ready to lead?"
"I am confident that you will know what to do when needed, sir."
"If I had been here, I could have saved so many lives."
"This isn't you fault, Alex."
"I know, I know. I just wish I could have help."
Just then a mechanic runs up.
"Sirs, you might want to see this."
"Whoever owned this mask must have used a robot instead of coming himself."
"So Daylik, what do you think caused all this to happen?"
"To be honest, Sir, I think that there is..."
No Explanation
TheVengefulOne wrote:If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank.