Neckbeardicus begins by enchanting the shit out of everyone so they can run faster. A fumbled die means they don't go much faster.
The horse guys almost make it to the cave. Everyone else doesn't.
Bavaria(Redrover)
The knights do the choppy-slicey. Von Blatt's enchantments mean they move quicker than the U.S.A. response actions.
R.I.P. Basement dudes.
Ludwig craft takes a big old whiff of the battlefield. "I smell the mushrooms!" he shouts.
He didn't smell them (feat failed).
Immortal Empire(Bann154)
The volanti wipe out the balcony defenders.
The column rearranges, and marches on. They save a response action, and stare down the Poles.
The Poles crack first, gunning down 4 legionnaires.
Immortal response fire fails to kill anyone. Crankiness penalties are a real problem.
A nice sprint roll brings the sniper over here. She is out of range of everyone.
The reaper, given no orders just hovers forward.
United Systems Alliance(Motorhead Fan)
The last guy arms himself.
Everyone else covers a window or door.
This squad once again unloads on the Reaper, knocking another 2 hp off (2 remaining).
The Reaper kills 4 of them in response.
The Smartgunner, while given no real orders, does what his friends in the basement would've.
Both von Blatt and Kraft are saved by redshirts(who survive thanks to their armor), but the Flamethrower guy and two knights go down.
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