The Dos Briquis Guy makes a dash for the sports car. "This is just like the vehicle I used to get my atomic physics Nobel prize," he says.
He arms the car's rockets. "These will do nicely"
Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)
Agent Dangerzone cries out "NOOOOO!!! Not Lara...or Lora... She was the hottest piece of tail this side of the map!"
Grabbing the nearby beamsaber, runs towards the captain and prepares to jump...
Agent Dangerzone successfully severs Captain Strongarm's cybernetic arm. "Consider yourself disarmed!"
Using his trademark charm, President Raygun turns to the Culinary Abomination, and says "You've got gumption, son...and Murica needs that! I declare you Secretary Frankenfood of the Food and Drug Abominations! Now let's get out there and win one for the Gipper!" The FSA and the Culinary Abomination are now allied
Hopping into the driver's seat of the convertible, he shoves the headless body into the console. "You might want to strap in, Mr. Kennedy." he says.
Using his senior citizens' ability to mash the accelerator instead of the brake, President Raygun tries ramp the car off the dead bodies and into the pirate skiff.
Unfortunately, there don't seem to be enough bodies or starting distance.
The remaining redcap tries to shoot Roche for attacking the BA Team, but doesn't seem very effective.
Secretary Frankenfood(tastyskippy123)
Secretary Frankenfood tosses another corpse into the stew...
Successfully creating a new abomination!
Spanish Inquisition (MGB519)
Inquisitor Cortez tries to produce a Holy Hand Grenade, but only seems to have a normal grenade on hand. "It'll have to do" he says.
He throws it in to the convertible, but it turns out to be a dud.
The other Spaniards try to bludgeon the non-believers. One bludgeons himself by accident, leaving him stunned. The other beats down a party guest.
Another guest gets decapitated.
I still need orders from Lordintype, Zupponn, Motorheadfan, Apollyon and Bann154. If anybody wants to give orders for the BA Team, I will accept those as well.
